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I really though his story was beautifully written, y'know, the adverb, beautifully.
Not to be mistaken with beautiful, oh no not at all.
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Oh,I see. He is going to die Finny dear. Death by potatos.

He did write it beautifully I must say,and it was a lovely read.
And dear,it is me we are talking about. I am rather creepy. <3~

I did not expect to come home and find her with a chainsaw.
And bright red hair.
Mr.Mallet does not love you very much dear. I would return him as soon as you can :|

 

... It will be edited momentarily...

It was a typo, though. I even read it as 'beautifully' a second ago. Mind, why are you toying with me?

 

...Why do I now read everything you two (Daxa and Feenie) say to eachother like you are a couple, subtlely flirting with eachother? /pleasedon't killme

I feel rather guilty about it.

 

Don't feel guilty.

With all the implied Feexa on the forum, it was bound to happen sometime.

 

Mr Mallet loves me very much.
Which is why I incinerated him.
:D

And would you care to elaborate on Death by Potatoes?
It seems a bit vague, what are they going to to to him?

Because it's fun~

...
It's times like these, that I wish I had a psycho red-headed pink wearing B!tch at my disposal, who wants to murder you.
Oh wait, I DO!

IN HD!

 

...:| Feenie, don't steal my wife away.

 

.....
D:

Silly old fish,Mr.Mallet is fireproof.
He has to be,as I like setting fire to things.

And Death by Potatos is a secret Irish martial art,one who's secrets are given only to those who have earned it.
So no,it shall be a surprise how he dies. Lets just say,it shall hurt. A lotttttt.

A silly fish shall never come between us my love <3~

 

Good. If he tries to steal you away, I'll put up a fight.

 

Sorry Guys~

And Dahlia!!!!!! Hey!!!!!! I missed you, we did have some pretty awesome times together. And with you wanting to kill me it's just like old times ^,^ Though I'm not so bothered about killing you anymore.

 

*walks in dressed as a homeless man* Hello? Anyone remember ol' burnitup?

 

Hmm, interesting. This will go down well in Scottish courts.
"14 year old boy murdered by savage spuds"
I can just see it now.

And no, she's the one who found me in the lighthouse.
She's the one who offered to share a bed with me
She's the one who begged her parents to have me go with them.
If anything it seems as if she wants to replace you.

And then I'll call Aquaman.
See this works both ways.

"I have a gun. If you don't shut up I'll stick it down your throat and blow up your insides. Leaving me to bathe in your bloody entrails..."



"Aren't I just the sweetest thing you've ever seen?"

Yes I remember you.
Weren't you the guy who wrote some horrible apocalyptic story about all of LPTP dying in one way or another? Or am I confused here?
But yeah, how could anyone forget you?

 

Oh yeah that! Ah, good times. *evil chuckles* But you'd be surprised of how many people forget me.

 

I DO I REMEMBER HIM

he's the guy who always made awesome enterances on a motorbike :O

 

I did that too! Its been so long...

 

Touch her and I will hurt you.

 

I feel you, i only just got back to coming on the forum after about..i dunno, 5 months or something, it's been a while but i'm trying to become a regular like i was back then

 

Hurt me and Aquaman will touch her.

 

Yeah... I wonder whatever happen to that motorcycle of mine?

*a half-man/half-motorcylce creature bursts through the door*

Half-man/half-motorcylce creature: KIIIILLL MEEEEEE!

Me: Oh! That's right I spliced it with some random guy of the street! Silly me. :lolface:

Half-man/half-motorcylce creature: KIIIILLL MEEEEEE!

Me: Later.