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UM um un um eh dugaafa that makes no sence~!!!!

 

Someone tell me their opinions on the bourne film series, i might watch them. but i want some short opinons on the series and don't want to make a whole new thread just for it xD or more..can't be bothered to make a new thread for it

 

...did Cleverbot just tell you to commit suicide, in a vieled way?
Dude. That's dark.

It would begin worshipping his butt.

 

He really doesn't like David Tennat, it appears:

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User: Do you think Matt Smith is fit?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Would you snog Matt smith?

Cleverbot: Yes, very.

User: Would you have sex with Matt Smith?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course. And you?

User: Well yeah, of course. Matt Smith has a sexy face... Unlike you.

Cleverbot: So I have a deity like knowledge of everything?

User: No, you are stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes, Very.

User: Would you sleep with David Tennant then?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What's wrong with David Tennant?

Cleverbot: I Love you, that's all.

User: Cool, thanks. But what have you got against David Tennant?

Cleverbot: They're just men dressed as women.

User: No, do you hate David Tennant?

Cleverbot: He's a Doctor.

User: That doesn't answer my question. Would you snog David Tennant?

Cleverbot: But I'm not greg, so you're question wasn't asked to me.

User: Who is Greg? David Tennant isn't gay.

Cleverbot: I do not know David Tennant.

User: Yes you do, would you sleep with the Doctor?

Cleverbot: Doctor Who?

User: Silence will fall when the question is asked.

Cleverbot: Exactly! Geronimo!

User: Allonsy!

Cleverbot: Fantastic!

User: Core! That's brilliant!

Cleverbot: Indeed!

User: So, now would you have sex with David Tennant?

Cleverbot: Just do it.

User: I'm not doing it, he's married with a child.

Cleverbot: No, you are acting like an adult.

User: So, would you kiss David Tennant?

Cleverbot: Kiss who?

User: David Tennant.

Cleverbot: No. The Doctor is not David Tennant. He is THE DOCTOR.

User: The Doctor is the Doctor, would you sleep with the Doctor?

Cleverbot: David tennant was the 10th doctor.

User: Would you sleep with the tenth Doctor?

Cleverbot: What do you think of him?

User: I think he's fitter than you.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So, wouldn't you want to have sex with David Tennant?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Would you sleep with David Teninch?

Cleverbot: I barely know you.

@DT, I think he did. I'm so sad now ;-;

 

Good god, if that weren't so damn long it would be my sig quote for life.

Thank you for leaving the Ten-inch for me. Since Cleverbot doesn't seem to recognize that level of sex appeal, I think I'll just have him for myself then.

 

Lol, I've been asking him the same question for about 15 minutes now. He won't admit to fancying David Tennant, I think it's a disgrace personally.

User: What do you think of David Tennant?

Cleverbot: I don't know how it is.

User: Yes you do, what is your opinion of David Tennant?

Cleverbot: She is 20 foot tall and covered in bees.

 

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There are no words for my utter disappointment in the internet right now.

 

Okay, that restored just a bit of my faith in humanity.

 

Everyone suffers from rainbow definiciency once in a while. True story. Every year, hundreds of fatalities.

 

Yet they refuse to taste the rainbow.

Skittles are a great candy. Why do so many say different?

 

I never liked Skittles, the fruity taste was too weird- if that is what the Rainbow really tastes like then I will go cry in a hole. Now, sour skittles are a completely different story.

 

In my case; because they are literally made of sugar and I already have too much of that.
I think I may have given myself diabetes in the past few months.

 

Cat! Results!

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User: Cool. What is your view on David Tennant?

Cleverbot: My view on what?

User: David Tennant.

Cleverbot: Who is David Tennant?

User: Your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: No, Wrong.

User: So, you like David Tennant then?

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: David Tennant.

Cleverbot: Who is it ?

User: Your girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Hah. I don't have a girlfriend.

User: So would you go out with David Tennant?

Cleverbot: No, I have a girlfriend soryy.

User: No you don't, you just said you didn't have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I said I have.

User: So do you fancy the tenth Doctor?

Cleverbot: No!

User: So do you fancy David tennant?

Cleverbot: The Doctor.

User: So do you fancy David tennant?

Cleverbot: A famous actor. He played The Doctor.

User: So do you fancy David tennant?

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes it is.

User: So do you fancy David tennant?

Cleverbot: A british actor.

User: So do you fancy David tennant?

Cleverbot: I have nothing at the moment.

User: So do you fancy David tennant?

Cleverbot: Its me.

User: So do you fancy David tennant?

Cleverbot: A planet, not an actor.

User: So do you fancy David tennant?

Cleverbot: The Doctor.

User: So do you fancy David tennant?

Cleverbot: Is his tenth reincarnation.

User: So do you fancy David tennant?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cool, now I can go to bed. I got him to admit his love.

 

God, Enzy. I love how you copy pasted the same question.

I'm sorry if I don't show up tomorrow, as I think I'll be dying of laughter from this one thing.

 

Well I had to get him to admit it xD I refused to sleep... now my mission is complete.

Try not to die, that could be messy :3

 

Enzy, this made my day. <3​

 

Well, now you can rest easy knowing that River is dancing with her Doctor... ah, I love how I just realized that. XD

It won't be nearly as messy as it is loud.

 

Caaat I played Uncharted 2 today. With spanish voices. All the love.

 

I'm like so excited now, i got pcsx2 0.9.8 to work perfectly with my laptop and it runs KH1 , KH2FM and KH:RE:COM all at full speed as a normal PS2 would with no lags! even in large area's with animation, i never thought i'd be able to do it :''''D this is ... a really big achievement for me!