Last book you read. Page 42, fifth sentence

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  1. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub
     
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    That's either the most horrificly ridiculous thing ever, or the most hilariously fitting.
    I haven't decided which I think it is yet.

    Let's see mine...

    Worlds collide and people fade

    ...
     
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    And TOTALLY FITTING.
     
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    Lions roar.

    woops
     
  5. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Listen to the rest of the chorus and you decide.

    Jeffrey Dahmer took showers
    With dead men in his tub
    He was too tired to cut them up
    So he put them in cold water
    With disinfectant
     
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    nearest book to you. chapter 4, fifth sentence. describes your true love
     
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    Instead, he hoped to maintain his bundle in the face of the forfeitures and fines the government could exact.
     
  8. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    They bought luxuries like Lanetti coffee and Vintish wine.
     
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    Sounds... a bit stalker-esque.
     
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    "Little Kandi Raver, she's my number one, and every time I see her moving she's always having fun."
     
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    "Or at least you do if it's cute."

    Of course, that's not a complete sentence. So it's actually:
    "It would be inadvisable, to say the least, to jump into any caretaking situation without a great deal of preparation."
     
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    So, apparently, I whisper too loud in public. Who knew.
     
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    It just means you're a screamer.
     
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    "Oh, ay, Curtis, ay, and therefore fire, fire. Cast on no water."

    That's what happens when you grab Shakespeare...
     
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    Actual nearest book to me doesn't have chapters, going to the next, which isn't actually chapters either but they sort of are.

    "I imagine you don't have a teachers' lounge in Britain," said Andrea, Helena's supervisor.

    ... I won't lie, a bit of a disappointment considering the book is about love.
     
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    THAT'S SO COMPLlCATED UGH
     
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    Don't forget who's your daddy.