LaSofa's Sofa Shop Diner~

LaSofa's Sofa Shop Diner~

We like our Sofa's fresh hot from the oven.​

THIS PLACE DOESN'T FAIL!!!
Here we sell Sofas...... and have a bed and breakfast..... IT DOESN'T FAIL!
Here is the idiot menu.

I'll admit, the menu fails though

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l_________The Sofa Menu_____l
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l_Sofa______________19.99l
l__Sofa Stu___________5.00l
l__Sofa Bacon_________6.00l
l_Hot Sofa___________12.00l
l__Appel Sofa_________4.00l
l__Elle Sofa Stu_______2.00l
l__Le Couch Drink_____3.00l
l__La Sofa Fizz Soda____10.00l

Shut up, I know it fails. Just order some Sofa
Top that Ghetto​

 

I
want
a
couch
drink
please

 

I'll have aLa Sofa Fizz Soda and.. A Sofa!

 

*Gives you a La Sofa Fizz Soda* *Rolls some big wodden box* Theres your Sofa.

*Hands a Ciuch Drink* *Cleans Glass* Here.

 

consider it top'd ;D

 

*eats* Yummy!!!
Uh-Oh
I left my wallet at home....
>.>
<.<
Look La Sofa A couch!!!!
*runs*

 

>.> Rise your right hand and say "I Swear to my Sofa heart I will only say Couch for the Le Couch Drink!"

I dunno. I mean a place that sells Sofas, and Sofa food! Its Sofa King Great! (Say it out loud if you don't get it)

 

Chicken and biscuts is soooooosoo much better though.

 

You've used that pic waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much!

 

I Swear to my Sofa heart I will only say Couch for the Le Couch Drink!
>.>
<.<
look a sofa!!!
*runs*

 

I would like
1 couch drink
2 hot sofas
4 Sofa stus
3 Sofas ^^

 

I want another couch drink!

 

its only the second time :/

 

And yet already overused, :\

 

>.>
*GIves another Couch Drink*
*Turns on Z1Sofa*
*Blastes Sofa Music*

Don't wanna another ol' Sofa!
Wanna be a specail somesofa!
A Specail Sofa
A Sofa
The Sofa
I wanna be--
THE ULTIMATE SOFA.
[CORUS]
Because if you have the Sofa Skills
You can be Sofa King
If you have the Sofa Soul
You can be a Ultimate Sofa
[CORUS]
LET OUT YOUR INNER SOFA!
LET OUT THE SOFA WITHIN!
LET OUT YOUR INNER SOFA
LET OUT THE SOFA IN YOU!
LET OUT THE SOFA YOU WANNA BE!
BE THE SUPER SOFA!
BE THE SOFA YOU WANNA BE!
LET OUT YOUR SOFA!
BE THE ULTIMATE SOFA!
BE THE BEST SOFA!
THE ULTIMATE SOFA--
IS WHAT I WANNA BE!

What I mean is
[CORUS]
If you have the Sofa Skills
You can be Sofa King
If you have the Sofa Soul
You can be a Ultimate Sofa
Because if you have the Sofa Skills
You can be Sofa King
If you have the Sofa Soul
You can be a Ultimate Sofa
[CORUS]

Z1SOFA
Bob: Well Atsui that one good Sofa I wanna be!
Atsui: No Sofa is perfect Bob!
Bob: I wouldn't say that. Local from USA La Sofa himself! Hello LaSofa! Your our 9th caller!
LaSofa: Wow! This is so cool!
Bob: Is it true some people call you the Hottie-Magnet?
LaSofa: Why yes they do Bob!
Bob: Well you win a free Mustang Car!
LaSofa: Wow! The Ladies will like me even more!
Bob: You'll totally Pwning Cronoking here.
LaSofa You bet Bob!
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Can I sit on you?

 

I want a Apple Sofa.

 

epic.

this deserves its own thread....>_>

 

A sofa in a shape of a apple, Or a apple in the shape of Sofa?

 

We.... eat sofas?

This makes me lol, I dunno why << >>