Larlar

Will you go to puppy prom with me

 

"Oh shit haha does this count as a call-out thread"

Things Nova Should Really Consider Before Posting While On Probation

 

SURE, GOLDIE. ALLOW ME TIME TO GET READY FIRST, THOUGH. A GAL CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOK UGLY ON HER FIRST PROM.

 

DAHLING YOU LOOK FETCHING AS ALWAYS. I GOT YOU A BOUQUET

 

OH, LOVE! MY FAVORITE DOGGY TREATS. I AM GLAD THAT YOU DIDN'T GET ME RAWHIDE BONES. MY LAST DATE GOT ME RAWHIDE BONES. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I ALMOST CHOKED ON THEM. I SPENT THE EVENING AT THE VETS. MY OWNER WAS NOT PLEASED...

SPEAKING OF MY OWNER. MY OWNER GOT YOU THIS. I, FRANKLY, THINK IT LOOKS STUPID. YOU ARE NOT A WEENIE. BUT MAYBE YOU COULD TRY IT ON...? I'M SORRY, GOLDIE. DO TRY TO APPEASE MY MASTER. YOU WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION, DON'T YOU?

 

...Christ in hell are those two halves of an ice cream sandwich

 

What would you do for a Klon-dog bar?

 

DRIVE A CAR

 

Just make out already.