Land of Baguettes and Neon

[?] Pack

jesus i wouldn't trust him with my groceries

 

[?] Pack

 

[?] Pack

 

[?] Package

 

[?] Pack

 

[✓] PACK​

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You're about to start packing when someone begins to call you. It appears to be JIKU NEON. As much as you just wanna pack and leave, you figure you should hear what she has to say first, in that soft, tsundere voice you like to he- YOU MEAN WOW BETTER ANSWER.​

Spoiler: VOICELOG

Jiku: Fork.
Jiku: Fork.
Forsaken: ?
Jiku: You bastard.
Forsaken: wat
Jiku: Motherfucker.
Jiku: You think you can take a vacation.
Jiku: And leave me knee deep--
Jiku: No.
Jiku: Neck deep in a bunch of paper work Chev's too prideful to take care of himself?
Forsaken: I've had this scheduled for months, Jee. I'm not gonna cancel just because work's piled up.
Forsaken: For once.
Jiku: Fork.
Jiku: You can't see it.
Jiku: But my face right now after hearing that bullshit.
Jiku: If I were an inert gas, I'd be reacting to this.
Forsaken: But I thought they don't react?
Jiku: Exactly.
Jiku: The air is filled with such high levels bullshit after you spoke that nature's whim means nothing. It's like God lowered his pants and took a giant shit all over Mother Nature's meticulously recorded weather schedule, and declared seven days and nights of Unholy Bowel Movements all over the physics of this entire goddamned universe.
Jiku: Basically.
Jiku: You think you're a conniving motherfucker.
Jiku: But you're in.
Forsaken: In what?
Jiku: You are fucking in.
Jiku: Out is gone, out doesn't exist in this metaphysical plane we're speaking.
Jiku: There's only the in you and me are fucking in.
Forsaken: Whoa, uh, I like you and all Jee, but that's a bit too far, don't you think?
Forsaken: I'd rather we at least not do that kind of thing on the job. >_>
Jiku: Oh my god.
Jiku: I hate you.
Jiku: Really.
Jiku: Really hate you.
Jiku: And as much as I do hate you, Fork.
Jiku: We need to finish this case.
Jiku: I don't want to work on it.
Jiku: You don't want to work on it.
Jiku: Shit, maybe even Plums doesn't want to stay dead.
Jiku: But I think all parties can agree this is some top level bullshit, and we just need to end it now.
Forsaken: Well, much as I'd like to help you out Jee, I've gotta book it back home.
Jiku: Fork.
Forsaken: Yea-
Jiku: I will show them.
Jiku: The tapes.
Forsaken: You bitch.
Forsaken: How did y--
Jiku: You shouldn't trade them to Sabby for stickers.
Jiku: She doesn't lock her desk.
Jiku: I still can't believe you and libre-
Forsaken: I WAS DRUNK.
Jiku: "libre dick 4skank"
Jiku: That's just unfortunate.
Forsaken: :L Fine, I'll help you with the damn case.
Jiku: Cool.
Jiku: Meet me by Fearless' house.
Forsaken: Why there?
Jiku: That's where the party was the night Plums died.
Jiku: In more ways than one for you, desu.
Forsaken: JEE I WILL--

--JIKU NEON has disconnected--​

Mother of god do you hate her.​

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[?] Seek the Sec. Mod

or

[?] Pack and Forget Her

 

[?] Seek the Sec. Mod

This isn't self serving at all, right?

 

[?] Pack and Forget Her

[?] Seek the Sec. Mod

I GUESS I HAVE TO
EVEN THOUGH I HATE HER

 

[?] Pack and Forget Her

 

[?] Pack and Forget Her

 

[?] Seek the Sec. Mod

 

[✓] SEEK THE SEC. MOD

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You decide to meet up with her. You're not even sure why you let her get to you like that. It's always been this way with her though. That snarky attitude, the biting dialogues...it's almost as if you're into that ****. Submitting to someone, giving them free reign to do whatever they please to you when they please. Turning over every bit of self-importance you have for someone to dominate you while you cower in fear and pleasure...

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Wait. What?
You? A masochist?
HA.
HA HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HEE HA HA HO.
HEE.
HOO.
HAA.
HOO.
AH.
A.

Okay that's pretty damn accurate. It's your preferred method in your videos. Speaking of which, you really hope Jiku didn't watch the rest of them. libedk4skank was bad enough as it is. Imagine if she finds Saxaforkintoya or Ratatatass. Or even worse...

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Fork Me, Mishy?

._.
There's some lengths you go to even you don't want to acknowledge.
Anyway, look whose up ahead.

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Spoiler: SP33CHLOG

Fork: Hey, Ji.
Jiku: Took you long enough.
Jiku: Got bored waiting, so I glanced through some of the other videos.
Fork: what
Jiku: Ratatatass was pretty weak.
Jiku: Always imagined Rat would have a bit more endurance than that.
Jiku: Saxima though.
Jiku: Kawaii.
Jiku: As.
Jiku: Shit.
Jiku: And then Mish--
Fork: HOW DID YOU EVEN WATCH THOSE.
Fork: WE'RE NOT EVEN BY A COMPUTER.
Jiku: Got my glasses customized by RvR.
Jiku: Amazing how far the lolis go in this field of work.
Fork: ihateyou
Fork: But can we please hurry this up?
Fork: I've got my vacation, remember?
Jiku: Yeah, yeah. Just follow me.
Jiku: ...
Fork: Hmm?
Jiku: Where is this vacation to, anyway?
Fork: Why do you care all of a sudden?
Jiku: D-don't get me wrong.
Jiku: You're still the biggest bastard I've ever met for this.
Jiku: I was just curious.
Fork: I'm going to go see my parents.
Fork: It's been a while since I've been back there.
Fork: ...A long while.

♫​

Fork: The last time I saw them was right before I joined the site.
Fork: It was pretty crazy, then.
Fork: Said they thought I was a liability.
Fork: That I was holding them back from doing stuff they needed to do.
Fork: Heh, and I licked up every last word.
Jiku: ...
Fork: So, I decided, what the hell. They wanted to be free, might as well give 'em a chance.
Fork: Ended up wandering for a good while before I stumbled off here.
Fork: And through a series of shenanigans and threads about Sara
Fork: Here we are today.
Jiku: Fork, I'm sorry.
Fork: Why?
Jiku: ...Seemed appropriate to say.
Jiku: But are you sure you're ready?
Fork: Not really.
Fork: It's hard, facing the past like this.
Fork: I'm shaking right now, haha.
Fork: But the thing is, I've got to go back.
Fork: I've got to let them see what they let go of.
Fork: I've got to let them see that what "held them back" can stand on his own.
Fork: That I've grew into who I am on my own terms.
Fork: They didn't need me, and I don't need them.
Fork: This is my life, and they can be damn sure I'm gonna live it.
Jiku: ...Listen.
Jiku: I know I might not be the easiest to deal with.
Jiku: And that I'm practically the ever humble Queen of Sass and Solidarity.
Jiku: But I'm... here for you if you need... me???
Jiku: I...
Fork: Jiku, you okay?
Jiku: Yeah, just.
Jiku: This sympathy thing is fucking tough.
Jiku: Like. I'm pretty sure I want to vomit right now.
Jiku: Bluh.
Fork: Heh.
Jiku: Before I empty my stomach in front of you.
Jiku: We're friends, alright? Stick together, love forever -- all that bullshit you hear from the kiddie animes.
Jiku: We tight, dog.
Fork: ...Yeah. We are.
Fork: Thanks, Ji. You're the best.
Jiku: Nope.
Jiku: Sympathy gauge depleted.
Jiku: Refills again in another 60 years.

Misty: Aww, you guys.
Misty: You almost make me feel bad for what I'm about to do.

>_Chat with Her???
>_Abscond Abscond Abscond Abscond

 

ABSCOND !

 

Abscondabscondabscond.

 

[x] Abscond (x2 - sez fork)

 

Chat the waterbitch up.

 

[✓] ABSCOND​

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You try to Abscond, however, Misty's ANTI-ABSCOND ability takes effect! You cannot escape.​

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Fork: Hey, Misty.
Jiku: Waterbitch.
Jiku: Sup?
Misty: Where are you two headed?
Fork: We're going to go check out Fearless' place about Plums' murder.
Misty: Oh, Fork. I don't think that'll be necessary.
Misty: I already found the perp.
Fork: Really?! That's great.
Fork: Looks like we're done here, Ji.
Jiku: Fork.
Jiku: I hate these kinds of shows usually, but.
Jiku: Whenever someone says something like that.
Jiku: That's usually right before the shitty twist where they reveal they were the murderer.
Misty: Perceptive as always, dear.
Misty: Your lover could use a few tips on being aware of the painfully obvious.
Jiku: Waterbitch.
Jiku: You did not just--
Fork: Wait, so Misty is the killer?
Jiku and Misty:
Fork: :L
Fork: Anyway, what the fuck Misty.
Fork: Why are you doing this?
Misty: Shits & giggles, fun times, bored, etc.
Misty:Basically, whatever reasons psychopaths have.
Misty:Poor Plums never really stood a chance. It's a shame that he had to up and go like that, and that you both--
Jiku: And now's the part where you're going to say "But I'm afraid I can't let you pass, you know too much, etc."
Jiku: And we give a five minute spiel attempting to appeal to your humanity, only for shit to stay right where it's at.
Jiku: Shit's so immobile it's petrified beneath our heroic stampede over the moral snow slopes.
Fork: ???
Jiku: Basically.
Jiku: Let's just skip the long dialogue.
Jiku: And jump right into the fight.
Jiku: If we end up dying here, I'm not going through another HAL 9000 exchange.
Jiku: Fuck no.
Misty: You really are a stick in the mud, aren't you?
Jiku: Waterbitch.
Jiku: Less chat, more boss battle.
Misty: Heh, so be it.

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>_Check stats and abilities.
>_Screw that let's just fight FIGHT FIGHT

 

I'm a squishy mage so I'd better CHECK MINE STATS AND FUCKENETH ABILITY SETUPS.

 

> CHECK DEM STATS.