Land of Baguettes and Neon

[?] Intooduce Yourself

 

[?] Intooduce Yourself

 

[?] Introduce Yourself

 

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Introduce Yourself.

 

>Strut Your Stuff

 

[✓] INTRODUCE YOURSELF​

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Your name is JIKU NEON.​

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God DAMN do you love HYPERBOLE.​

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It is the one literary element you NEVER TIRE OF. You wish it were REAL so you could marry it. And you don't mean any of that civil union bullshit. No, you mean a full on MATRIMONY, posed with the fattened face of a disproportional priest of the highest religious intolerance before the dingiest shit-stained, thrown together bible of pages ripped from the cadavers of the the original forty contributors from days old. ​

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It'd be in the pompest church money could afford, and you don't mean that lightly: shit has to be crawling with nothing less than 1000 PICTURES OF JESUS, 500 FIGURINES OF CRUCIFICTIONS OF THE LORD and 2000 ANGELS SINGING FROM THE RAFTERS, WHOSE CASCADING TEARS WILL CREATE A MIST OF HIGH RELIGIOUS FULFILLMENT OF THE SELF AND ITS VARIOUS WHIMSIES before you and your bride to be. And when that mist settles, and you lean into her delectable cherry stained pomp lips, you will give her the HOLY KISS OF APPRECIATION AND ADORATION none have ever seen before -- it will be a sign of how REALLY consensual and loving this SERIOUS HOLY FUCKING MATRIMONY is, and you are DAMN SURE there won't be a single dry eye in the entire fucking room.​

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...Oh. Looks like you're out of breath.​

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Huh.​

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Maybe we should take a look at your desk so you can take a few.​

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[?] Examine Desk​

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[?] Examine Desk

 

Me cries..

[?] Examine Desk
(plums edit: You posted beforee I fixed the command xD /godmodpowa)

 

[?] Examine Desk

 

[✓] EXAMINE DESK

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You try to examine your desk, but a CHARACTER SWOP takes place!​

You're now this new guy.​

Who even is this douchebag????​

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[?] Who's this douchebag?

or

[?] Back to the desk

 

That moment you attempt to like your own comment..

Obvious choice.
[?] Back to the desk

 

[?] Who's this douchebag?

>_____>

 

omfg i cant

[?] Who's this douchebag?

 

[?] Who's this douchebag?

 

[✓] WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?

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You are now FORSAKEN.​

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What will you do?​

[?] Introduce Yourself

or

[?] Back to Jiku

 

omfg

[?] Introduce Yourself

 

[?] Back to Jiku

 

>Introduce Yourse--


is that seriously sollux

 

[?] Introduce Yourself

I knew it.

 

[✓] WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?

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Your name is FORSAKEN.

Holy SHIT do you love DICK.


Grayson and other tight suited superheroes.

You're really glad SABBY bought you some hero stickers from the super market. You enjoy hoarding them over DINNY. Her tears taste sweeter than the lips of all the GIRLS (and a few guys) you've had in this city.

Anyway, you enjoy a lot of things. Mostly MOVIES and TELEVISION SHOWS STARRING HOT CELEBRITIES. You also like PORN but who the fuck doesn't.

Speaking of porn which might be CHILD PORN which is ILLEGAL which is LAW, you are quite skilled in LAW and serve as a PROSECUTOR for the MEMBER TRIALS staff holds. It's not as much about justice for you as it is seeing those little turdstomps cry and piss their pants. It's pretty fulfilling.

You are currently sitting in your OFFICE in the CRIMSON CORPS ABODE. You are, with CHEVALIER, STARDUST, SABBY and JIKU NEON, a SECTIONAL MODERATOR in the city KH-VIDS.NET in the year 2011.

You are also going on a MOTHERFUCKING VACATION.

What will you do?​

[?] Pack