Land of Baguettes and Neon

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A young woman stands in her office. It just so happens that today, JANUARY 12TH 2011, is the day she has to get back work. Although it was some near four years ago she first registered on site, it is only today she will be given a username!​

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What will this username b-​

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Hmm?​

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[?] Read Note​

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or​

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[?] Ignore Note​

 

Read the note, motherfucker.

 

[x] Read note

 

>Read Note .

 

[✓] READ NOTE

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[?] Flip​

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or​

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[?] Screw you don't disrespect me office wench​

 

[x] Screw you don't disrespect me office wench

 

let's go with this. xD

 

[x] Flip

 

[✓] SCREW YOU, DON'T DISRESPECT ME OFFICE WENCH

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YOU WILL FLIP.​

THE FUCKING.​

NOTE.​

[?] Flip Note

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[?] Flip Note

 

[?] Flip Note

 

this is bs

[x] Flip note

 

[?] Flip Note

 

[✓] FLIP NOTE

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You are now JIKU NEON.​

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What will you do?​

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[?] Intooduce Yourself

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[?] Quack like a duck and poo on Chev's desk

 

Quack like a duck and poo on Chev's desk

 

[✓] QUACK LIKE A DUCK AND POO ON CHEV'S DESK

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A girl can only dream. Anyway, you figure you should introduce yourself already. It'll be nice practice for when you have to once the articles about PLUMS VI BRITANNIA'S MYSTERIOUS DEATH start going into rapid print and the reporters hound you like some kind of wounded cow.​

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[?] Intooduce Yourself​

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o m f g what is this

[?] Intooduce Yourself

 

[?] Intooduce Yourself

 

[?] Intooduce Yourself