Kitty, please stop emailing me

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Llave, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I don't want your keys luv.


    Hello,

    Good day!I am Kitty from ZDA china ,our company can supply auto keys / transponders/ equipment/ locksmith tools / key programmers /chips ,
    If you need,please contact me in time ,I will send the price list to you.

    Payment term :we accept T/T or west union or paypal . if you pay it with paypal ,there will be 6% extra handling charge .
    Delivery date : we will send out the product via DHL /UPS/EMS within four working days after receive you payment ,and you can get the product within one week .
    We provide one year after service and technique support ,any matters you can contact me and we will solve it for you at the first time .
    Any query PLZ feel free to contact with me ,look forward to hearing from you soon!

    Best Regards,
    Kitty
    ZDA (HK)Science and Technology Co.,Ltd
    MSN(E-mail): kittyzda@hotmail.com
    Tel: 0086-755-33514390
    www.zdacntech.com


    A key to your heart would be nice tho-*shot*
     
  2. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Lumps of coal need keys?
     
  3. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I write you this heartfelt email and this is how you repay me? By posting my details on a forum full of stalkers?

    Well, I'll take my business else where! hmph!
     
  4. Llave Superless Moderator

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    At least you put "best regards," quite cultured of you.
     
  5. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    But there's only one stalker.
     
  6. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    How naive you are.
     
  7. 61 No. B

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    I found the home address, work address, contact number, names of family members, name of people who live in the same house, and vacation spot of someone I follow online.

    Most of that was their fault for not guarding their information better, but I was still proud of myself for being able to find the information.


    I was going to teach them a lesson by dropping by their house as I was coming home from Florida.

    I don't consider myself a stalker, but someone else might.
     
  8. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Dear sir, there's a reason why Kitty's the most buff and manliest man ever, she's her own bodyguard with her body.
     
  9. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You know your address is pretty easy to find, right?
     
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    Someone make a Kingdom Hearts joke. I'm not clever enough to make one.
     
  11. Yozora Archer

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    Lets troll the **** out of these contact details cause why not
     
  12. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Kitty wants you to unlock her heart and she said she'd send you a Keyblade to do it with.

    Good enough?
     
  13. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Incredibly easy to find. But that wasn't what I was getting at.
     
  14. Cherry Berry Chaser

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    They've all got a point you know? Like, IP easy.