Kingdom hearts; the abridged(kinda inappropriate)

other japanese abridges have been done, but this will be awesome. we start off at destiny islands...

Riku:come with me kairi ill show u a GOOD time
Sora:no!come with me!i have a key!:)
Kairi:why would i wanna come with either of you losers?c'mon axel, lets get to bed!
Axel:all right kairi!see ya later, dorksicles :P!
Sora:we relly gotta do something about him dont we?
Riku:o ya!*mumbling* stealling my woman!
Sora:your woman?don't you mean mine?
after a lot of fighting...we go over to kairi and*eww!* axel.
Axel:come on kairi, your not in your friday night fun time costume!
Kairi:you know waht axel, im leaving you! ima go fetch zexy and we're gonna go skinny dippin!
Axel: I hate zexion!darn you, kairi! Ill get you for this!
scene 3...
Sora:there goes kairi again, this time with...ooh!zexion? this is new...
Riku:You know what sora?im done with girls. thyre small they have longer hair than me*dangit!* and, they suck
so come on sora!lets get jiggy with it in twilight town!
Sora:get jiggy with it? see you in hell, gay...ku!
more fighting...meanwhile...
Kairi*this time in a swimsuit with a flirty ****ty voice*:hiya zexy!you know, zexy ryhmes with sexy, can i call you sexy zexy?
Zexion:arent you a little young f' me , yo?
Kairi:thats what makes it fun, hiding from the law.
Zexion:i am the law in this town missy!Your lucky your sexy!
... ok lets check back in with riku and sora, well sora, first.
Sora:hmm...where could kairi be? aha!castle oblivion!
Sora*in castle oblivion talking to larxene , who got posted at the entrance to guard it*
:what are you doing here?!?!?!?!?
Larxene:Forget about that, but i have important news for you. kairi isnt a girl.
Sora:what??!?!?!?!?!?!????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larxene:its true.
Sora:you dont say much do you?
Larxene:no.
sora:wanna make out?
Larxene:kay.
after lotsa kissing...we check in with riku and axel
Riku:are you gay?
Axel:maybe...
Riku:Wanna be?
Axel:whats in it for me?
riku:ill get you a free pass to a linkin park concert.
Axel:howd you know they were my favorite friends
Riku:thats for me to know, and to tell you while we kiss
Axel:kay.


so there you have it. yes its inappropriate, but thats life for ya int it? and yes its sorxene, rikxel, and kairexion.

 

i'm totally freak'n speachless... and not in the good way either...??

 

ya i wen't a little overboard dindn't i? but so, you didn't like it?