Kingdom Hearts Parody

i've got one i was thinking about one day.

*sora is traveling in assault of the dreadnot and gets to the red laser*
sora: you know we've been through here hundreds of times but we have no idea how powerful that laser is.
donald: don't even think about...
sora: *steers into the laser's path*
*all scream in terror as the beam tears through the ship like tissue paper*
donald sora and goofy: *bearly escape with their lives*
donald: sora you will never fly again!
sora: *shruggs*

thought of this after wondering why you dodge it every time, i think this would be pretty accurate.

scene where riku takes the keyblade
riku: here go play hero with this *throws sora the wooden sword*
sora: *picks it up and chucks it back into riku's face and forcefully takes back the keyblade*

that's about all i can come up with.

 

I can't make fun of a game I relly like so I'm going to put this on

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ywh7iyshkCk

just click on that and you can see it then after press ctrl w
what ever you do do not pres ctrl w

 

Wow, I actually watched all three...they were funny. I laughed like atleast five times.

 

thanks I could barley hear the second one

 

Okay, okay here we go...

Luxord: Don't you wish you'r card games where fun like mine?

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Xaldin: My hair gives me the power to defy gravity *flys of with Belle*

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Sora: Out with it nodboy! wheres kairi, wheres Riku?

Xemans: there dead you know.

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lexaeus: Hey give some time with that mirror I need to apply my makeup.

Zexion: God you are such a ****...

lexaeus: Yeah well... your really small! Look at you down there! your like smally Mc small...... thats your name.

 

o_O I liked the fact that Kairi was dead, but Riku made me sad.

 

None taken, I just use that first joke a lot...

 

I was kinda confused when you said Roxas said he was a lady, and thats why he got the keyblade.

 

Go on YouTube, and look up "Kingdom Hearts Stupid Files" and I think it may be No. 4...

It's a lot funnier there.

 

These are from www.ansemretort.org
It's a webcomic.
Namine: Ugh, why are we at the mall?
Aerith: Because I got to choose where we go for girl's night out this week, and I have friend who works here.
(Next Panel)
Namine: Fine, let's just tie up Sora and RedXIII and go inside.
(Next Panel)
Sora: I'm a duck! Mooo!
RedXIII(thinking): Yo white dress, bring me back someone tasty to eat.
(Next panel)
RedXIII(thinking): ... Or Quiznos! Humans or Quiznos either one's fine.

Another one

Riku: I can't believe I got dragged into this stupid show. So how did you get dragged in?
Sora: I don't remember. Actually, I don't remember much of anything.
Riku: Really? So you're like some mysterious warrior who battles a dark evil force to restore your lost memories?
Sora: I lost my memories? Awesome! Now I can be all mysterious and angsty and stuff!

EDIT: I forgot to mention, this comic strip is about everyone meeting each other for the first time in a reality show run by FOX.

 

o_o.......That sounds alot like fox though...

 

Oh yeah, and Kairi's a fangirl. To quote her
"OMG! i l1k3 cloud LMAO j00 t0t@ly pWn3d sephiroth!"
another quote
"FFVII i$ l33t! lol lol!"

 

keyblade spirit, the second joke you used and the fact they met on FOX was funny but the rest seemed pretty random...No offense...

 

I think that's what is supposed to make it funny. Note that I did not create the Ansem Retort. I just used a joke from it. I still think it has a funny storyline though. Oh yeah, Axel and Aerith are getting married, Sora is a Demigod, and Axel is an evil Buhdist god that can kill people just by thinking it. Zexion is a governer/doctor/black market surgeon, Sora found out that fire tastes like bacon(and lived), and Cid was turned into an Oreo human hybrid by Zexion during an operation. Oh yeah, and Marluxia's gay. So, yeah, it is really random.

 

Click on my youtube video to see somthing really funny!

 

Saix: Kingdom Hearts... Where is my heart?
Sora: Well, it's a giant moon you idiot, do you think it's going to say 'Over there!'
Kingdom Hearts: It's in the laudary basket.
Everyone: ...
Riku: Well, I'll be jiggered.

Riku: Why? Why do you have the Keyblade?
Roxas: Because I totally own you!

Sora: Riku... It's Riku, Riku's here...
Riku: Sora, stop crying.
Sora: I'm not crying, it's my allergies. ATCHOO!!
Kairi: Remind me why I love you?

Axel: But you're too late!
Roxas: But Kylie said it's never too late...
Axel: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT KYLIE MINOGUE!!!!?

Yeah, random. But I just had a lot of sugar. Anyway, not the best ones ever but whatever.

 

O_o.. One word... Genius.

 

Lol I really liked that one a lot. No offense but they were pretty random:D.

 

It was, but then again.... Who cares?

 

ok
1:at the end of kingdom hearts when sora and kairi r trying grab each other hands, kairi's phone goes off!
2:when sora first discovered his keyblade he said"holy crap!!, so thts where the key to my dairy is."
3:when sora was turnered into a heartless " eeeewwwww Im a moving terd"
4:when sora ran into the guy in the secret spot in kh1, the dark guy said '" i am ur personal online stalker!"
5: when sora met peter pan sora said"dont touch me ur a gay cheerleader!"

k=kairi
s=sora
r=riku
d=donald
g=goofy


d-*sob**sob*
g-gawrsh wats wrong?
d-I cant reach the cookie jar........
g-hehee dont even try I saw kairi eat them all lastnight.....
d-nooooooooooo!
k and s-hey wats wrong?
d-look I bought those cookies and u ate them u fat hippo!!!!!
k-im not a fat hippo
d-fatter than a fat hippo!
k- dont forget I still have a keyblade!!!!!!
r-haha....funny story I kinda sold it on ebay for 1 mill. munny.....
k-wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!
s-*this isnt good*
k-sora , honey, i need u to go on ebay and find my keyblade , while I strangle theese two with my bare hands!
g-gawrsh be easy on um! they didnt mean it,,....
*knock,Knock*
hi sign here!
s-wat is it?
r-o its somethin....
-kairi runs outside
k-A CARR! u bought a car with my keybladE!!!!!I will choke u so fast the darkeness jumps out!!!!!
r-sorry look in the glove box.
k-yay! a box of cookies~!~~~!!!!~~~~~~