Kingdom Hearts goes to Kindergarden

Roxas opened the door. He saw Namine.

"Hi, Namine!" he yelled, and sat by her.

 

"Yeah. Hi Roxas..." Namine said, picking up a bottle of glue. She poured it on her fingers. "Yay! STICKY!!!" she yelled, sticking her fingers to anything she could find, including Roxas' hair.

 

Roxas' eyes grew wide.
"AHHHHHH STICKY!!!!" Roxas screamed but didn't move.
He just poured glue on Namine, then spilled paint on her dress.
"You wear too much white." she said.

 

"Yay! Paint fight!" Namine yelled, spilling purple paint in Roxas' hair and on his clothes.

 

"Ah Ha!" Roxas yelled, and put black paint in Namine's hair.
He then smeared red paint all over her face.

 

"Hurray!!" Namine yelled, taking brown paint and coating Roxas shirt with it.

 

"Must you scream so loud?" Sephiroth snapped when he walked into the classroom. He glanced at the two, and smirked.
"PAINT FIGHT!" he shouted, echoing Namine, and grabbed a tray of water colors.

 

"Heh..." Roxas ran over to the supply cabinet and found a ballon. He filled it up with different color paint, and threw it at Namine.
The teacher then walked in, and she shrieked/fainted.

 

Namine let the paint-balloon hit her and ran to fill one up herself. She filled up two and threw one at Roxas, and the other at Sephiroth. She began to fill up another one to throw at the teacher.

 

Roxas filled up a new one. He then threw it at Sephiroth.

 

"Yay!" Namine yelled, throwing a balloon at the teacher.

 

Roxas laughed.
"Ha ha! Teaher got painted, that quadsexual prostitute!"

 

"Roxas! Do you know what that means?" Namine asked.

 

Roxas turned around.
"Uhhh....no..." he said, and painted Namine again.

 

"Then don't say it!" Namine said. She thought she was acting mature. She threw paint at Roxas. "This is fun!!!!"

 

"Yeah, it is! I wonder when the teacher is going ot wake up, though..."
Roxas smeared more paint on Namie's dress, the drug out his ants, and tossed them on the teacher.
"Let's just hope it's not soon..." he mumbled.

 

"It better not be soon!! Or we'll get in trouble. And she'll call our moms and dads! Wait, we don't have moms and dads. Forget I said that, Roxas." Namine said, splashing paint on Roxas. "NO!! Worse... She'll tell a mean person!!"

 

Roxas laughed, and splashed piant on Namine.
"She'll tell...um...um...um.....XEMNAS!!!!"

 

"Or Marluxia!!!" Namine said, splashing more paint on Roxas. "Marluxia scares me..."

 

"GHAAA!" He said, and poured glue on Namine.
"or....or...or....or................
XIGBAR! He looks old."