Kingdom Hearts goes to Kindergarden

(I really don't know...)

Naminé ran and got some scissors. She cut off a little bit of Riku's hair.

 

Riku opened his eyes...He was wet and shivering....He noticed some of his hair on the floor and Namine with Scissors!.

"Namine...what happened?" Riku asked a little mad while shivering from the cold water....

 

Xemnas watched, fascinated. He was naughty but Namine was evil. They had to be friends. He offered them both a sweet.

 

Riku stood up still shivering...
"N-n-n-n-namine!" Riku shouted...
"W-w-what d-did -y-you d-d-do?" he asked with his arms crossed trying to keep warm..

 

"She dumped water on you, then cut a lock of your hair," Sephiroth commented, eating another candy which he had gotten from somewhere over the rainbow. "Really. I don't know on how you could stay asleep, when she is screaming insults and threats everywhere."

 

*looks at Riku's cutted hair* "...Hair...heheh...Riku's hair..." (OOC: o_O'...LooL xD)

 

Riku got some scissors and chopped off a lock of Marluxia's hair...
"Hehe! Marly's hair!" Riku said laughing...Riku then heard a knock at the front door..he wen to open it and it was a person from the ambulance...RIku showed them his bite wound...

 

"That looks infected," Sephiroth said absent mindedly, eating some more candy.

 

Riku saw the woman pull out a shot...
"AHH!" Riku shouted...One of the adults had to hold his hand out so the woman could give him a shot..
"NO! NO! NO! NO!" RIku shouted...
"WAAAAAA!" Rku shouted...The woman gave Riku a lollipop then stuck the shot where the bite wound was...
"That's it?" Riku asked....He smiled and let her put a kingdom hearts bandaid on his hand...
"YAY! I"M CURED!" Riku yelled

 

Xemnas laughed. It wasn't that serious then. Riku was a wimp. He offered Sephiroth another sweet.

"I'm going into the big kids playground 'cos I'm brave."

 

Riku walked over and picked up some super glue...
"hehe! Glue is fun!" Riku said pouring it all of the wall...HE then put both his hands against it...
"Glue smells funny," Riku thought...

 

"I'm coming then," Sephiroth said, and placed the candy in his mouth. He was starting to get sugar high. "I feel brave, and if any big kids decide that we shouldn't be there, then I will simply make it so that they CAN'T be on the playground." He chuckled maliciously.

 

Naminé ran and stuck her hands in the glue. She laughed like a maniac.

 

'C'mon then. Lets beat up the big boys.'

Xemnas was feeling even braver now that Sephiroth was with him. No one would take them both down.

 

Riku laughed that he an Namine were now stuck against the wall...He tried to pull his hands off but they were still stuck..

 

Naminé laughed and put her head in the glue, still laughing.

 

Riku then thought Namine went mad...
"Uhh...thas dangewous!" Riku cried out...HE pulled both his hands off the wall...then put his arms around her waist..He tried to pull her away from the wall but she was STUCK!

 

Naminé laughed more and pulled herself off. She poured lots of glue on the floor. She started rolling around in it, still laughing like a lunatic.

 

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Sephiroth ran around the big kids playground, wielding his Masamune. It was strange to see someone small, carrying a who-knows-how-long katana, slashing big kids to pieces.
"THIS IS FUN!" Sephiroth screamed.

 

Riku picked Namine up and carried her into the bathroom...He threw heer into the bathtub and poured water on her, soaking her clothes and messing up her hair...He then ran out knowing she would be mad...