Kingdom hearts games '07

sure. by thursday, you need to make a blooper or a power point. i'm adding you right now

 

Jam Jely, I think they are two comepletely different things but hey.

 

This thread needed to get bumped beacause it was fell down like 5 threads in the Competitive Arena.

 

i need to bump it too!!!!!!!!*looks around* he he he*slaps xigbars ****

 

Can it be more then 1 or just one?

 

You can make more than one, but I'm not sure he'll count any bonus. I think he'll just take the best one out. And welcome to Team Organization.

 

Okay then.

Blooper 1
The scene at hollow bastion when Xigbar appeears.

Sora:I bet you think you can phyc me out by saying preety random stuff.

Xigbar:Oh really? Well guess what. Last year while in your trip to castle oblivion your mother had died due to AIDS but you dont remember that because Namine erased your memory but you didn't remember that either because you never knew that your mother died in the first place but Kairi was gonna tell you due to Namine's actions while returning Sora's memorys to normal which she is just about done doing at the moment but you dont know that because you dont remember.

Sora:Bah You think THAT can phyc me ou-

Xigbar:Also Roxas is your nobody.

Sora: THEE WORLD IT MAKES NO SENSE ANYMORE!

 

XD that made me laugh! Welcome to our team- we are the greatest!

 

i've updated it. jube go cheak your score

you got it because it was funny,but some of it was random.

i still need more stuff,and you guys have a little more than 24 hours to send them in.

 

WOOT MY TEAM IS IN THE LEAD *looks around*hehehe*slaps xigbars @$$*any way can i do teh next chapter in You Me And Organization XIII i have good ideas for xigbar!!!!!!!!!(Poor Xiggy gets beat up by saix)

 

sure but your origonal one will only count. i wonder what's gonna happen next though. i was very into it.

 

here's my blooper!
i had too much fun making this:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3594113701850583192&hl=en

 

the joke has been done many times i liked it, but it lost it's humor.

 

Sweet I really got a point. Sorry if it was random it was the first thing that came to mind.

 

SQUARE ENIX PRESENTS


A FINAL FORM PRODUCTION


YOU ME AND ORGANIZATION XIII


Its like a reality show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But not on MTV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We Put hidden cameras in TWTNW!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111


WE HAVE A THEME SONG NOW!!!!!!!!!!------>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6BzZnZPskQ


Me:Last time Xigbar got his @$$ whooped by saix bcuz he didnt do the dishes.
Axel and Roxas did the Caramela Dasan on youtube!!!!!only Demyx knows but under that sweet innocent smile is sumthin ebil!!!!!!!Demyx has an ebil
plan!!!!!!!
after that Xigbar is running from saix who has a chainsaw.and everyone is like WTF??!!!!

Me:Now we return to!!!!*points to audience*

Audience:YOU ME AND ORGANIZATION XIII!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Ok now to start.

*xigbar and saix run past me*

Me: ok.......................



EPISODE 2


*Xigbar is running from saix who has a chainsaw*

Xigbar:GAH WERE CAN I GO!!!!!!!!I CANT HIDE!!!!!1oh wait i can make portals.*goes in a portal to Xemnasses room*

Saix:damn were did he go

Me:STOP THE TAPE!!!!!!!SAIX SAID DAMN THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED IN KH HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience: OMG WTF??!!!

Me:now we return

*Xigbar is in Xemnasses room*

Xemnas:number II what happened to u?

Xigbar:ITS SAIX HES GONE CRAZY

Xemnas:what?hes gone crazy?He might hurt the other members

Xigbar:lemme refrase that.....

Xemnas:*In the microphone*dont worry i know how to deal with this.ATTENTION ALL ORGANIZATION XIII MEMBER SAIX HAS GONE CRAZY AND NOW HES GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MR SMUGGLES IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!ORGANIZATION XIII ALL THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT ARE DYING AROUND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!HES GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!

All organization members in the building cept saix:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*run around panicking*

Xemnas:MR SMUGGLES IS DEAD!!!!!!!

All organization members in the building cept saix:MR SMUGGLES IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!*run around screaming like idiots*

Xigbar:well that was.....................very handled very controlled Xemnas u got everyone in the building to scream like lil gurls!!!!!!good job*thumbs up*

Xemnas:go away number II.im gonna be buzy with my instructor.*takes coat off to reveal HOT SMEXEY MUSCULES AND BODY!!!!!!!!!!!*

Xigbar: O.o

Xemnas:*turns around to reveal HOT SMEXEY MUSCULES AND BODY*

Xigbar:wow u look............................

Xemnas:sexy no?

Xigbar:Um.........................................

*NOTE WE WERE GONNA PUT SUM FUNNY YAOI IN IT BUT WE DONT HAVE PERMISSION BY THE JUDGES SO WE SKIP THAT SCENE*

Axel: oh damn were gonna die!!!!!!

Roxas:calm down axel we both know saix is only going after xigbar.

*saix breaks teh door with teh chainsaw*

Saix:WERE IS HE?!!!!!!!!

Axel:hey saix u wanna cut off xigbars head without getting in trouble

Saix:YESSSSSSS*drools*

Axel: ok then QUICK TO THE HEART OF ALL GAMES

Roxas:theres a heart to all games?

Axel:yup its called Gaming Systems

Roxas:how do we get there

Axel:easy!!!!!!!*inserts a Resident evil 4 disk in the portal*now watch

*the whole screen flashes into whiteness*

4ORGANIZATION EVIL

*its the beggining*

1998 ill never forget it.its the year brutal murders have taken place in TWTNW lab.apparently theres a secret organized group conducting biological experiments called Nobodys incorporated.Then a virus broke out in twilight town.it hit the peaceful lil town with a devasting blow crippling its very foundation and i have no clue what the f*** that means.then the King ordered to destroy twilight town and have billions of people dying.it didnt rly matter though cause most women in twilight town were hores.then we all sued Nobodys @$$ and it crashed and died.


its been six years since then.

my name is Xigbar Scott Kennedy and rite now im with sum @$$holes who are driving me and i hope they die.we get to the house now.

Xigbar:*goes in*excusme

*the man turns around and its saix*

Xigbar:i was wondering if u know this gurl in this photo graph her name is Larxene Graham

Saix:*In spanish talK*wtf are u doing here GTFO!1111111

Xigbar:*has no clue what saix said*k sorry to bother u saix.

Saix:*grabs an axe and trys to hit xigbar*

Xigbar:*dodges and points his gun at saix*freeze

Saix:*walks toward*

Xigbar:i said freeze!!!!!!!!

*now the camera is in behind xiggy*


wat happens next in YOU ME AND ORGANIZATION XIII


srry i had no ideas. :(

 

Marluxia: Just to make sure Vexen- you know what to do?

Vexen: YES! For the last time YES!!

Marluxia: Sssshhhh! Keep your voice down.

Vexen groans.

(Vexen and Marluxia sneek into Saïx's room.)

Marluxia: Got them!

(alarm sounds)

Vexen: $h!+! Run!

(Saïx teleports to his room)

Saïx: Where do you think you're going?

(Marluxia hides stolen object behind his back)

Marluxia: We were err.... admiring your wallpaper! (nods)

Saïx: I have no wallpaper.

Vexen: Busted! Freeze! (freezes Saïx) RUN!

(Marluxia and Vexen run away)

Marluxia: Wait, why didn't we just teleport away?

Vexen: (shrugs) Probably because Saïx is so scary it didn't cross our mind.

(They both hide until dinner)

Xemnas: (yells through microphone)NOBODIES! SOUP IS READY!!!!!

(everyone sits down except for Saïx)

Vexen: Poor Saïx, don't you think you best use them before Saïx comes and murders you?

(Marluxia shook head)

Marluxia: No, he's not going anywhere right?

(Doors slam open)

Xemnas: Saïx! Where have you been?

Saïx: (skin is like blue, shivering and has a towel and is whipping face) long s-story. Vexen and m-m-Marluxia took my-

Xemnas: (groans) Todat would be nice, becuase you are my vice I will let you off. Sit down and don't talk.

(Eat dinner)

Vexen: We should run as soon as Superior dismisses us.

(Marluxia nods)

Xemnas: You may leave if you are-

(Marluxia and Vexen run away slowly followed by Saïx)

Saïx: Get back here!

(after a while of running he finally catches up to them and traps them in a force field)

Saïx: Alright! Give them back!

Marluxia: (gets on knees begging) Please, can I please use them! GHD's! No one else in the entire organisation has them!

Saïx: No! Hand them over!

Marluxia: Why?

Saïx: Err... because they're mine!

(Marluxia groans and hands the hair straighteners over)

Marluxai: If I ask nicely can I use them?

(Saïx shakes head and walks off taking away the force field.)

Vexen: Sucks.

Marluxia: (nods) I will get them, and when that day comes I will listen to you.




I thought I'ld write this, you don't have to judge it, just tell me what you think then I will decide if I put this one forward or kepp the Jam one. Thank you.

 

(The Scene where Axel fights Roxas in the Mansion)

Roxas: Axel.

Axel: You do really remember me this time, I'm SO FLATTERED! But it's too late.

(The Scene changes to the scene where Sora and Riku are at the end.)

(Larxene comes walks into the scene)

Larxene: CUT! Who changed the Scene?

Axel: Larxene? But I thought you were dead.

Larxene: A fan of mine did something to the director to to persuade him to bring me back to life and be director, but that's for me to know and you to never find out.

Roxas: I don't want to know what she did.

Larxene: But just to make you scream I'll tell you anyway, She had sex with Nomura.

(Roxas screams like a girl running around in circles and ran into the sea.)

(Sora appears on stage)

Larxene: How did you get here?

Sora: I was eating Chicken and then I looked up I was here, where is here anyway?

Axel: Your supposed to find out in the end of Kingdom Hearts II, but someone is seriously messing with us... OH MY GOD, I have a Keyblade.

Sora: And I have Charkams, what the hell is going on?

Axel: Larxene, your director, wouldn't you have something to do with it?

Larxene: I'm right here idiot, OH MY GOD a giant pen.

(It stabbed Axel in the leg)

Axel: How can I die so quickly, when I was so young.

(Axel fades)

Larxene: Sora, help me, the writer took away my power to use magic and my Kunais, and now he changed my hair style.

Sora: HAH HA, your hair is funny, it looks like some freak.

Larxene: A freak am I, well let me show you what a freak can do.

Sora: I swear I didn't say that, it was the person writing this.

Larxene: Whatever.

(She closes in one Sora)

 

ff:a good one, but i wanted more siax beating up xigbar.

kh-98- great consept but the story was hard to figure out at times

 

Just tell me what you think of this one.

(The scene where Roxas and the gang are sticking thier balls to the sun)

Olette:Its so preety.

Hayner:They say if you drop a penny from the CN tower it can go right through someone.

Roxas:Your point.

Hayner:Think of the weight of these gems if we were to drop them from here it could like KILL someone.

Roxas:Thats bullcrap.

Hayner:Oh yeah prove it.

Roxas:Fine *drops gem down*
(Meanwhile at the bottom of the clock tower)

DiZ:And when we get the chance you mug him.

Riku:.............................Um I dont get it you just said "And when we get the chance you mug him" I dont get what you mean.

Diz:Oh.
(Gem falls down on Diz cutting his robe)
Riku:DEAR GOD ANSEM THE WISE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

Ansem:Why are you so surprised you always knew it was me.

Riku:I did?

Diz:Yes.

Riku:LIES!
(Back at the top)

Hayner:Told ya.

 

that was funny.

you have less than 18 hours peopel