Kingdom Hearts Fan Meltdown

Sora: I think we crashed on a planet Riku.

 

Eden ran over to Sora and huggled him real tight. " I never thought you were real."
Kairi was getting mad.
" OKAY! NOW YOU'RE IN FOR IT!", she yelled.

 

"whoa Riku,she's only a kid!she doesn't know any better."Roxas held back Riku."Who are you calling a kid?I'm almost 13.I just act likt a kid."Valerie said,hands on her hips.

 

Riku sighed and dismissed his keyblade. " Alright but you are on thin ice," he said glaring at the girl.

 

Sora screamed,"Can you please get off I need my personal space!"
Donald looked a little jealous."How come no one's all over me?" "Because you're not as popular." Sora said trying to look cool.

 

"THANK-YOU!!"Valerie hugged Riku."Okay kid the hugging has got to stop."Roxas pried Valerie off."My name isn't kid.My name is Valerie.Val-er-ie.V-A-L-E-R-I-E.Got it memorized?"Valerie teased."don't push it too far,kid."Roxas said.

 

"Ohhh...", Eden said, " You're special too. Who else would've helped Sora get in prison and help meet Tron." Then Eden huggled Donald a bit.
Kairi glared at Eden.

 

"Are you trying to be Axel?" Sora asked Valerie

 

"Kairi calm down you are starting to freak me out," said Riku, he put his hands up and backed away a few feet.

 

"Kairi what's with you today?"Sora asked.

 

"OOH,jealous aren't we?"Valerie giggled."so Ki-I mean,'Valerie'...How do you...uh..know us?" "you mean you don't know bout the video game?" "what video game?"Roxas looked at her."Kingdom Hearts."Valerie said."Kingdom Hearts is light,not a video game."Roxas said.Valerie facepalmed."Thats not what I meant..."

 

Video game? Sora asked, I can't belive it they made a Video game about me!!! Oh my gosh yea!!!"

"Sora the video game's about all of us!" Donald yelled snaping Sora back into submission.

"Oh. That's good too." Sora said weakly.

 

Riku sighed and shook his head looking at Sora.

 

"Yep.actually they made about."Valerie counted on her fingers,soilently counting them."KH,KH FM,COM,KH2,KH2FM,Re:COM,KH3..."she whispered."about 7 tops.and they made some Manga novels.who know,their might be a movie."Valerie said.Roxas's eyes lit up."a MOVIE?!"he said as his eyes gleamed.

 

Kairi walked up to Eden.
" Look, kid. Don't get too close to Sora or you're gonna get it!", Kairi said.
" Yeah, so what? You gonna use the fake kayblade Riku gave you?", Eden was acting smart. For it was true, the Keyblade Kairi was given, was a fake.
" I'm pretty strong. So I would back off!"

 

" Come on," he said. He got in between the girls. well that was not smart now I am in the danger zone

 

"wait,I think I'm forgetting something.Video games,Toys,clothing,OH YEAH!Fan Vids,Fanart,and Doujns!alot of girls seem to make vids of you guys.they also make drawings and comic series and fanfics."
"COOL!!!"Roxas said."but ther is a downfall of it all.one dreaded word that I absolutely dread!"Valerie said."and it is...." "Yaoii."Valerie shuddered."just because of moments in the game that seem alittle inapropriate.The most famous I know are SoRiku and AkuRoku."Valerie said.
"now what else is there...."

 

" What," yelped Riku. He looked at Sora and shuddered.

 

Eden walked over to Val.
" What about Xemnas and Saix?"

Kairi shuddered from the thought of Saix.

" Don't worry Kairi... But I'm sure Sora was pretty embaressed bowing down on his knnes to Saix."

" Wha?", Kairi was confused.

 

"wait,AkuRoku?"Roxas's eyes widened."ME AND AXEL?!WHAT THE OBLIVION ARE THEY THINKING?!"he turned a light green."I know,it sounds gross."Valerie shuddered.