Kingdom Hearts Computer Parody

Discussion in 'Archives' started by ♥AL90♥, May 28, 2007.

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What type of computer do you like best?

Poll closed Jun 7, 2007.
  1. Dell

    42.1%
  2. Mac

    10.5%
  3. HP

    47.4%
  1. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    One day at school in the computer lab Sora and Riku brought their own computers to school that they just bought and wanted to show off to everyone.

    "Hey... Ri...ku... look....at......my new...computer."Sora grunted as he carried the ancient computer Riku's desk.

    "Dude, that is not a computer that's some type of a... thing."Riku said sarcastically.

    "That's the same thing you said to Kairi and I when we worked hard on your birthday cake."

    "It seriously looked like a blob of ice cream that was dumped in the ocean, fished out, baked, and put in the shape of a cake."

    "Anyway, who are you to insult my computer when yours isn't half as cool!"

    *BOOM*(Sora's Computer)

    "Not again!"Sora whined.

    "Well I got a dell laptop and high speed internet for one." Riku said.

    Before Sora could say anything in return Kairi walked in.

    "Hey guys what's going on?" Kairi asked.

    Sora was trying to get his computer to work by banging on it till it turned back on.

    "Hey Kairi, check out my new computer." Sora said over confidently.

    "Ha ha ha you have a mac!!!" Kairi giggled.

    "Why does everyone do that? When I was carrying m-"

    "You mean lugging." Riku coughed.

    "Whatever.Anyway Selphie ,Tidus ,and Wakka laughed at my computer!"

    "No kidding this computer is ancient!" Riku shouted.

    Sora glared at Riku with discussed as he said," Internet battle?"

    "Internet battle." Riku repeated.

    "Okay I'm making the rules since I'm not playing this time.Whoever can get to the website of the rule maker's choice first wins,"Kairi explained,"go to....uh... Dell.com. 3...2...1... Go!!!"

    The concentration on this contest was so great all anyone in the room could her was typing.

    *BING*

    "That could only mean one thing,"Kairi said,"that's the sound a Mac makes when it finds something online. So that means-."

    "My Mac won!!!" Sora shouted.

    "How did your Mac beat my dell?" Riku questioned.

    "I hooked it up to Ansem's computer. It has interdeminsional internet connection."

    "I hooked mine up to Cid's computer ,and it gave my Dell lag!"

    "Cid has an old time Mac it looks new but he just gave it some modifications to make it look cooler."

    "Really?"

    "Yeah."

    "Okay, I guess today's lesson is never hook up internet connection with-."

    "Cid. Ansem's computer connection is awesome." Sora interrupted.

    "Okay, fine, Cid." Riku said in discussed.




    The End
     
  2. Nexit@h XIV King's Apprentice

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    OMG!!! Sooo funny! XD XD
    "*BOOM* (Sora's computer)"
    LOOOOL
     
  3. khfan87 Moogle Assistant

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    Wow.... The moral of the story is.... SORA'S COMPUTER ROCKS!!! .... When hooked up to Ansem's....
     
  4. Gravity Chaser

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    No waaii! I have interdeminsional internet too! Lol...

    Way funny...I like how Riku disses everybody's computer...Nice work.

    (I like HP...I always get them now.)
     
  5. Sorax SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEE is a triumph.

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    Lmao! funny!