Kingdom Hearts Characters are Stranded On An Island (rpg)

"Yeah I can read people's minds Xemnas! (OOC: Let's just pretend he can...XD)" I think its time to...RUN FOR MY LIFE!!!"

 

kairi watched the fight between the two organization members. "i give up!" she said and walked away from the area.

 

As Marluxia ran, Xemnas' clone appeared in front of him, and when Marluxia noticed him, he gasped and fainted (sorry Nexit@h, it's for the sake of comedy). Xemnas chuckled easily, but was concerned that Kairi and Namine were impervious to his deadly lasers.
"Damnit, they don't work. Maybe because they're main characters and I'm a mere villian, I must consult Nomura and make him make my alter ego play a large role in the next game. I SHALL RETURN!".
And with that, Xemnas dissapeared.

 

Sora: I like cereal.

 

Axel who heard Xemnas's little rant jumped out of the tree he was sitting in and walked up angerly to Xemnas and yelled, "Look you I am not obsessive nor am I a homosexual I'm just a friendly person, Got it memorized. And yes I admit that you use that phrase a lot I do not, I repeat do not use it at the end of every sentence," Axel huffed and relized what Marluxia said and took two very large steps backwards and shivered.

 

Sora: I think I'm homosexual. *edges over to Riku*

 

0_o...........Xemnas is a insane man and WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TELLING US THAT YOU NAKED IN THE ROBE $#%@%## mansex idoit

 

Sora: XEMNAS IS NAKED!?! OH GOD, WHERE IS HE?? I WANT TO SEE! I WANT TO SEE!!

 

.....you are very sick man....

 

Sora: Hmm... maybe Axel will want to go out with me...

 

"Sora I will never ever ever have any urge what so ever have any inclination to go out with you! Got it memorized." Axel all but shouted at Sora.

 

OOC: LOOOOOL XD no prob really! this is fun!:D

bic: *fainted* ".........."

 

OOC: Guys, Xemnas isn't there anymore. He's off pummeling the crap out of Nomura.

BIC: Xemnas *beating Nomura up*
"I'll teach you to get rid of me, lousy son of a... and why was I in so little of my game? I had like, no screen time until the end".

Nomura: "Because Saix was a better villian!".

Xemnas: "You *******!".
*stabs Nomura with a lightsaber and returns to the island*

Xemnas found Sora rubbing against Riku, Marluxia still on the ground, and Axel ranting on to thin air, thinking that he (Xemnas) was still present.

"DAMNED, CURSED FOOLS!" he cried.

 

Axel,you wont go out with sora but you have a thing for roxas?

 

"Luxord shut up I don't like Roxas in that way, get it, got it, good," Axel said angerly and saw that the real Xemnas is back and began his rant again at him but keeping a distance from Xemnas.

 

"Axel likes me in more ways than one?...That's kinda creepy..." Roxas inched away from Axel slowly.

"Oh well." He pulled out his black Nintendo DS, and inserted Pokemon Pearl into the slotty-thingy.

 

"I meant I only like you as a friend, Roxas," Axel said in a very annoyed tone in his voice.

 

so you two do like each other LOL

 

Axel glared and Luxord and hit him over the head...hard. "you know what, I don't have time for this," Axel said as he walked down the beach away from everyone.

 

wow,you have a very good idea to cool your red hot head LoL(beach)