Kingdom Hearts Characters are Stranded On An Island (rpg)

" selphie can come. did we finish building the shelter?" kairi said, walking ot the area they had been building.

 

Selphy nodded.

"Huh? I don't get it..."

 

"Yeah, we finished it!" Namine said. She ran back and grabbed Selphie's hand and pulled her towards the shelter. "We're stranded, and I have food and blankets and stuff." she explained.

 

"I know we're stranded..."

 

"Yeah, well then what was the 'I don't get it' part?" Namine asked.

 

"You know what?! If you... DAMNED fools won't pay attention to me, ME! The lord of Nobodies, then I shall MAKE you pay attention!".

Xemnas summons his clone and it begins attacking Riku, while Xemnas focuses on Namine, Kairi and Selphie.

"Haha! Not only am I harming females, but children as well! ...Okay, so that was a bit obvious".

 

"What is your problem?" Namine asked. She ignored Xemnas other than that.

 

well maybe becasue hes a mansex

 

"Ignoring me, wench?! DIE!"

Xemnas summoned thousands of lasers and laughed maniacally as they came down in a glorious storm of destruction.

Meanwhile, other clone is thinking to himself as he's charging towards Riku: "Hmm... I wonder where that cursed fool Sora is...".

 

... Can I join? As my own character?*puppy dog eyes* Pwease? I have a good character! .... me... I use 2 keyblades like Roxas! ;]

 

"omg! Now Xemnas Is The One Who's Gone Insane!!"

 

Xemnas is already insane,didnt you know that?:D

 

"well...yeah!" *laughs*

 

'Well this is intresting' Axel thought as he watched everyone argue and fight from a distance. He couldn't help the fact that no one knew how to take care of themselves in the middle of nowhere away from any technology what so ever. He was enjoying the show he was getting from watching everyone.

 

kairi summoned her keyblade, -insert keyblade name here- . "why is everyone fighting again?"

 

(I"m back, what did I miss?)

 

"I'M insane, Marluxia?! Let's see, every time you take off your hood flower petals come out and you have a pink scythe, Axel is not only a maniacally obsessive homosexual, but also says "Got it memorized?" at the end of every sentence, Luxord talks to himself, Riku doesn't know how to zip his damn shirt up, Namine is constantly in her underwear, and her alter-ego wears pink rubber. And Sora? Don't even get me started on Sora" Xemnas said angrily.

"...Nevermind the fact that I'm naked under my black leather trenchcoat..." he thought.

 

Roxas peered at Axel.

"You're gay? Gak. Sora, zip up Riku's shirt."

 

*blinks* You're naked under your black leather trenchcoat Xemnas?*blink*
Oh my god!he's naked under his trench coat!!! *laughs*

 

"WTF?!? You can read my mind?! I'll kill you, you pink-haired *******!