Kingdom Hearts Caption Contest

Round 13

Sora: Great....more yaoi.
Kairi: Oh. That's you and Riku.
Riku: I like it. *grins*

 

Sora: *reading* ...And if you ever want to see your cookie again, send twelve hearts to the mysterious floating castle in The World That Never Was...
...TO THE GUMMI SHIP!

 

Kairi: You were never supposed to see that Sora.
Sora: We're going to Jerry Springer!
Riku: I couldn't help it. It was her fault. She was all like I love your mudkips.

 

Sora: One pair of ice skates, a doll for Kate, a toy train, a bag of candy for Joe, some new manga for Mary...
Riku: Looks like santa lost his list...
Kairi: Christmas in paradise! Get the santa suit, Sora! It's cosplay time!

 

Haven't participated in this for a while... hmm...

After months of no responses to his e-mails, Axel resorts to sending snail-mail to Roxas.

Sora: WTF? Everyone keeps calling me Roxas! This dude needs a life!


...the closest to a Roxas/Axel pairing I shall ever get.

 

Good news:YAY I WON
Bad news:you stole my caption :'(

now for my back up caption

Sora:we have the decloration of independance.now we can read the map on the back and get the treasure
Kairi:the map is invisible.
Riku:HELL NO!!!!!

 

Sora: What's this? A birth certificate?
Riku: *reading off paper* "Sora; the firstborn son of Cloud Strife and.." *trails off*
Kairi: Y'know, I always did think you and Cloud shared a striking resemblance...

[Corny, I know. And I made Riku trail off because I didn't know to put either Aerith/s or Tifa.]

 

Riku:Wow Kairi,you're a good-You made me and Sora do WHAT?!
Kairi:yeah....I'm kind of a Yaoi Fangirl.
Sora:I KNEW IT!!!

 

Sora: Is this a picture of... PETE!? What is that in his... and THAT... OH GOD!

 

Sora: How do you pronounce this word?
Riku: That's your name.

 

Round 13:

Sora: WHERE'S WALDO?!

or

"BRB for dinner. -Genie from bottle"

 

Sora: GOOFY'S MEDICAL BILL!?!?

*crumples up paper and throws it to the ground*

DARN IT! I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MUNNY!!!!!

 

Kairi: Holy Walt Disney how did they find this?

Sora: SO thats what a naked girl looks like

Riku: *rubs hands together* >:D

 

Sora: Dude, is this thing friggin' SCENTED?!

 

Riku: hey, whatcha readin'?
Sora: Just the story sypnosis of Kingdom Hearts 3 and Kingdom Hearts X
Riku: Oh that's nice - WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

 

Riku: Told ya to take that left turn at Alberquerque....

 

kairi: NO SORA!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOT SOPOSE TO SEE THAT PICTURE.
sora: but it's sooooooooo hotttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!

 

Sora: Oh s***, it's an eviction notice.

Riku: But I thought this was the only world out there.

Kairi: Oh well, *whispers to self* finally we can get the hell out of this crapshoot.

 

Sora: Look Namine sent us a drawing.
Riku: Havn't she heard of the invention called regular mail ?
Kairi: ... -_-

 

Sora:HOLY CRAP its amazing how all these worlds are floating in the middle of space and the king was able to send a bottle with a letter in it through water.

Riku:Science is amazing.