Kingdom Hearts: Armageddon

OOC:Yes, he will save us from the no-knowledge that we are facing. Then again, who needs that philoshoshy crap!?

 

(XD Philosophy can be quite nice, thank you. It certainly makes my days more interesting.)

 

OOC: Okay so then, what does Zexion say?

 

OOC: We still don't know yet...:(

 

OOC: burnitup will tell us soon, but at the moment we're stuck.

 

Ooc: .....................

 

OOC: Whats wrong burnitup?

 

OOC: I really don't know how to start.

 

OOC: Well I can't help you there, if you tell me then I can help you.

 

OOC: OOOOOOHHHH,I KNOW, I KNOw!!!!! As he's fading, he tell's us:
why we're here
who brought us here.
But as he tells us who sent us here he fades, leaving us with an exciting cliffhanger!!! WOOHOO!!!! OH, and I might not be here for a while cause my computer keeps crashing.

 

OOC: That sounds good.

Except for the part about your computer crashing XD

 

OOC: Yay! My com hasn't crashed yet. Hey, while you guy's are deciding, I'm going to move the story along.

IC: Zexion summoned what remained of his power and summoned OVER 2,000 CLONES!!!!!! Lex turned to the clones.
"You guy's keep interrogating Zex. I'll deal with the... THE CLONE ARMY!!"
Lex's body began trembling, his eyes began glowing, and his power shot WAY up.
"ALRIGHT!! NO MORE MISTER NICE EMO GUY!!!!!!!!

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sCENE CUT'S TO A TV IN 'REALITY' where people are watching ths on a 62" inch screen. Someone points to Lexaeus' power gauge.
" IT"S OVER 10,000!!!!"
Let's noot look at what happened next. Let's just say that the clones were very sorry that they messed with the Silent Hero.

 

OOC: "no more mister nice emo guy" XD

 

Ooc: Yup!!

 

OoC: Roxas: *points at TV screen* IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!
Well, I guess none of us can help you if you have writer's block.
WAIT A SEC! SAY THAT BALDY SENT US!

 

OOC: YEAH!!! THE BALD ELDER MAGE!!! Or maybe the BED. Bald Evil Dude.
Or the Enignatic Knights. Or the PHD! Pychodelic Hero Dudes. Or TMNT!!! Too Many Nerdy Troubles!! What that last one represented, I have no idea. I DRANK COFFEEE!!!!!!!! Back to KONNER!!! Kiling Off Nerdy Ninny Replica's!!!

IC: Lexaeus pwned them. It was a massecre. Clones were strewn everywhere, Some even missing eyes!! Lex spotted one feeble remaining clone crawling. He raised his tomahawk and... suddenly some old guy poppes up and the screen goes black.
Whoa!! I miss took the signal. That happened to my friend and he got his eye shot out by a kid with a B-B Gun. The kids parents SAID he would shoot someone's eye out though.Alright, there's the signal!"

Lex walked over to a completely terrified group. He couldn't tell that they were the Zex replica, Xemnas, and Mickey. Suddenly, Lex's gauge dropped to 0 and he returned to normal. He pointed at Mickey.
That could have been you, he said, one eye twiching.

 

"Yeah, but it wasn't, thankfully." Mickey said. He than pointed at Lexaeus and said: "Your eye's twitching."

 

Xemnas looked at Lex. "That was style, now do you mind helping us?"

 

"Sorry", Lex said, his eye not twitching anymore. He rested his tomahawk right above a terrified Zexion's face.
Now tell us what we want to know! he growled.
or I go Power Gauge on you!!

 

Zexion smiled. "I will tell you *cough* nothing!" Xemnas pushed down harder on his neck, he began gasping for air.