Kingdom Hearts' All Boys School...or not

"ya" vincent mumbled a little drunk
"whats happining up there"

 

"Vincent, why do you sound so drunk?" Larxene sighed as she walked towards him.

 

"never mind that" vincent said as he hid a few bottles of beer "what is happening

 

"Lots of things," Larxene said. "For one thing, Xemnas has totally snapped and just tried to rape Yumi yesterday. Of course he failed quite miserably and comically, as Yumi ran away as soon as he approached her."

 

" im gonna have to kick his *** now" vincent moaned "what else"

 

"Well, actually, I'm planning to talk to him later," she said, "but anyway...Senix and Vexen both know I'm a girl, Zarix knows that Rae Rae, Tifa, Yumi, and I are girls, and I don't know who else. Oh, and Senix and I were fighting yesterday, so if I look a little beaten up that's why."

 

"hmm well im sorry" vincent got up and kissed larxene and asked
"how are those bruises now"?

 

"Did...did you just kiss me?" Larxene asked, surprised, a blush spreading across her pale cheeks.

 

"yep im sure you feel a load better now huh"

ooc: vincent wont remember this cause he is really drunk

 

"I..." Larxene was at a loss for words, but then regained her composure. "You really think one kiss is going to make it any better?"

 

"hmm maybe something more than a kiss then" vincent said as he unzipped his pants

 

Larxene grabbed his shoulders and exclaimed, "What are you doing?!"

 

"w..what you said a kiss wasnt enough so something else might ease the pain if you *hick* know what i mean"

 

"Are you drunk?" Larxene asked. She leaned forward to smell his breath and said, "Yeah, you are..."

 

"i am a bit but im still thinking stright and you know you want this in you" he pointed to his crotch

 

"You pervert," Larxene remarked, pushing him. "You are totally not thinking straight. Go and splash yourself with some water."

 

vincent sighed and walked into one of the showers and turned it on cold
he came out later wearing only a towel

 

"Alright at least you..." Just then she realized he was only wearing a towel. "Vincent! Will you get your clothes on?!" She turned away, her face red.

 

"i dont have any others and those are now soaking wet so close your eyes for a second"
he ran and got his soaking wet clothes on again
"better"

 

Larxene had closed his eyes while he did, and then opened them when he finished. "Sort of," she said, "but why did you take a shower with your clothes on?"