Kids

Get in the van.

 

*gets in van*
WHERE ARE OFF TOO NOW!!!​

 

*you fall into a deep sleep, hearing only soft chuckling from the front of the busvan*

 

in my head "OH CRAP!!"​

 

... * suddenly, the van comes to a screeching halt, and you fly forward. The police wake you up, and the driver of the van is already gone*

 

oh my gosh wth just happened to me!!​

 

Police- It's okay. You're going to be fine. As far as we know, nothing has happened to yo- *the police dies of a heart attack, and you notice his name badge is missing.

"KIRA!" you shout.

 

little boy,it seems you have been raped by the driver of the van

 

*sobs* SCREW U KIRA!!! ima come and own u online in DOTA!!!​

 

=D

I love this story.

 

You stole the comment right out of my keyboard.

 

Why the fuck is Liz wearing a pilots helmet?

 

Because Liz can do whatever the f*ck she wants.