KHV's Official Voxli Group : Voxli family and co

P – The nagging Daddeh [Married to FKB, having an affair with XIII]
Fire – The Mommy [Married to P]
Heinlien – The creepy Uncle [P’s Brother]
Luxord – The Uncle who has all the rice [Bros with Dalk and FKB]
Dalk – The “regret nothing†Uncle [Brother to Luxord]
Rissy – Dalk’s zombie Wife
Noroz – The cool Uncle [FKB’s Brother]
Sabby – The Asian fun loving Aunt [FKB’s Asian sister]
Saxima - Dr.Pepper loving Aunt [FKB’s sister]
Chris – The historian Grandpa “I remember back in the day when Boris the Blade was admin...blah blah then Sara came along and fixed everything, nobody really liked her tho…â€
Risk – Grandpa best buds with Chris
Kitty – The awesome Grandma

Kelly – The troubled kleptomaniac adopted creepy Kid who likes blood [youngest]
Cyroshell – The second adopted Kid who is equally as creepy [oldest adopted child]
Midnight – Offspring one. The innocently-question asking-little Child
Andrew – Offspring two. The cute little middle Child
Machi – Offspring three. The waffle loving-trololol singing oldest Child
Nate - The cool gamer cousin [Drinking buds with CT]
Clawtooth – The quiet Scottish Cousin
Kintaro – The trolling Cousin
What? – The smart Cousin
Plums – Fruity second Cousin
Cherry Berry – The fruity second Cousin that can rap
Chev – The taco second Cousin who rarely visits

LARIA – The crazy fanatic who lives in the attic
Scroll – LARIA’s accomplice
HID – Heinlien’s accomplice
CtR – The nice old lady who makes cookies and lemonade [Noroz’s lover]
Makaze – The neighbour who debates with people to the point of insanity
XIII-Roxas – The Bi-sexual vampire [P’s lover]
Daxa – The new kid on the block with the kyooooot voice
Heart - The new kid on the block who looooves to sing

 

XD I love how Nate was all "I'M THE GAMER SK[F[SODFPLMDLSKDMDMV[PPIDJJFP" when I was it ^^. I love how we're drinking buddies but I dont' drink much :/. Also, who's Kitty married to, she has to be either married to chris or risk ... probs chris ...

 

Kitty is married to whoever claims her first or whoever she claims first. c: I heart our messed up little family. FKB was all like "Nooo Kelly can't be my kid, I don't want to have be responsible for anything she does" or something along those lines...

 

Still loling at FKB on LARiA "I don't want that in my attic." Nothing against LARiA, it was just great timing XD.

 

But I thought Chris and Risk were together, like real life?

 

I missed out Maka. Oh yeah, that was pretty funny xD Yes dildo, they are. chrisxrisk 4evr

 

Oldest offspring FTW 8D

P and FKB are my parents...?

 

I met CtR at the Family Reunion :)

 

... I'm the family black sheep, aren't I ;.;

 

This would make a rather wonderful sitcom.

TheOnly9one may be the travelling Finnish lass who is able to explore the world and brings her knowledge of it to the old Voxli household, isolated from the rest of the world.

 

See, if Kelly were my child, she would not have turned out so twisted. Same thing with Cryoshell. Thus I have adopted them to try and mend them. If possible.

 

It's impossbile dear Mother, we shall be your twisted little ones forever<3

 

Wooo! It's fun being a bi-sexual vampykens. But I would like to inform people that me and P are done. You touch my cake, you go to hell.

Also, would it kill you to give me some family, or friends?

 

No! ;; YOU AND P ARE LOVERS FOREVER! B| You do have friends, they are; the creepy neighbors, accomplices and stalker. Enjoy.

EDIT - P is sterile. PLOT TWIST O: CHRIS IS THE BIOLOGICAL KIDS FATHER AND GRANDPA. DUN DUN DUUUUN

 

Shocking revelation!

 

*slowpoke* Kitty is married to me. Also, let's get some history into this. Kelly and Cryoshell are adopted, though there is a plot twist! Kelly is FKB and I's love child (Cryo was just an accident tho), FKB didn't want people to know that there was incest in the family, so she used the "adoption" as a cover, or rather, she adopted them from herself. P is also sterilie, so who is the father of the others is not easy to say, it's probably somebody else in the family though. Also, Kelly and risk have been lovers ever since she was seven, they sneak off every friday during monopoly night to... Yeah...

This is starting to get interesting.

Edit: Also who made my quote? I like it, though I think it could be a lot longer and much more detailed <:

 

FKB made your quote, she said more stuff but I was too lazy to type it all down.

 

What I'm wondering is why am I the Zombie Wife? ;_;

 

Kelly likes zombies. We needed zombies in the family. c:

 

Kinda like Snufkin, What??

That's awesomesauce 8D