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i'm pregnant .

 

Wait...is it with the guy you told me you were going to make a move on the other day?

 

Case closed. Bring in the dancing lobsters.

 

uhm..i'm 80% sure.

 

Oh, don't tell me Dave was at the party too. What happened? :\ talk to me on msn.

 

And the baby's from Reptar Yes, I know Reptar's a girl xD

/Plot twist :O

 

It's my fault, all this fuking around. durhur.

 

Oh my god! How could this have happened!? I'm still onl-wait. I hardly even know you. I'm not the father. Whew! That's a relief.

If this is real:
When they ask if you want to terminate the pregnancy, yes-in nine months when it's supposed to be terminated.

 

Too late. I already solved the plot. I have yet to see the dancing lobsters, however.

 

Much better. Thank you.

 

****ing get over yourselves. This isn't a joke. :\

 

.......wat

 

And this isnt the spam zone, its really a mystical world of leperchans and gold and all the weed you can smoke.

 

Is spdude the father?

 

I've recently learned that spdude is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster~~ or North Dakota [].

 

omg, yah?!
:D

 

Click, plz.

 

Ctrl Z that baby?