KHV, there's a pervert in my house.

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  1. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    [Well it was a bee.]

    It was watching me having a shower, scared the hell out of me.
     
  2. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I have begun to think that I am an accidental pervert. You know, I am so much of a klutz that these things just happen?
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    Honest! I could not help tripping on my feet, just as the nearest thing to grab to prevent taking a header into the floor was your boob. It's not my fault that I was never informed that the hotsprings were girls only. And how was I supposed to know that the hole in my wall went all the way through to other side and into your room?

    I swear, your diary just fell open to the page with you and your boyfriend! And it is not my fault that I just happened to look! I am a teenager what with the hormones and the curiosity and awww you know what I'm talkin' about. I swear, it was my dad's flash drive that I took that had all that hentai on it.
     
  3. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    It was a bee.
     
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    So the bee and I are the same! There was no way the bee could have known that you were taking a shower. Why, it must have been so shocked by your beauty that it simply hovered there in disbelief.
     
  5. xAquaLinax Destiny Islands Resident

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    Thank goodness, I thought you were talking about your brothers. That would've been awkward.
     
  6. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Also, say this to the bee next time you catch him him staring.
     
  7. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    Oh god !
     
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  9. The real Jigsaw Moogle Assistant

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    lol

    and you just thought it was a bee it was really a camera bug now i have something to do on sater....ummmm nvm hahaha did you get stinged
     
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    It's also possible that it was me with my shapeshifting powers. I mean, I am a shapeshifter after all. I'm sure you all remember my female form from the staring contest.
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  11. The real Jigsaw Moogle Assistant

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    oh i heared about that and watch the video of it.....52....thousands times
     
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    If I catch you peeking again it won't be just the wall that gets knocked down.
     
  13. The real Jigsaw Moogle Assistant

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    this should be fun[​IMG]
     

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  14. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    I am laughing so hard right now...
     
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    DON'T MAKE THREADS ABOUT MEa
     
  16. The real Jigsaw Moogle Assistant

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    thank you i'm here all week