khv stay out of my dreams plz

Because if I have anymore like last night, I think I'll have myself locked up

Be warned, some of you already know how immensely detailed my dreams are, so there is a bit of a text wall



x_x

Spoiler

So it starts off in this really old city place, kind of like Zanarkand except not quite as abandoned, it was really dark and for some reason it was always going to be night there. Dalk, Advent, Wolfie, Xaale and myself were in an abandoned railway station that was in the middle of a wrecked funfair, we were wandering around in the dark and Xaale was convinced she was a chicken for real and was running around yelling BAWK BAWK BAWK when we stopped and I announced that a) I was pregnant, and b) the baby was coming NOW. So Dalk, Advent and Wolfie decided it would be a good idea to deliver my baby. Only, Dalk and Advent had no ****ing clue what they were doing so thought the best plan would be to hold me down and yank my baby out, so I was screaming at them both DON'T DO THAT D: but at the same time I was screaming at them to just get my baby out. Xaale was still wandering around thinking she was a chicken.

So eventually, Wolfie safely delivers my baby, which then Dalk proceeeds to go completely googly eyed over and wouldn't give it me back, so I never even got to see it except it was a boy and apparently had his daddy's eyes, which considering I didn't know who the father was, is pretty impressive.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the city of KHV, Nova was going on a killing spree killing off members that she thought were competition to her in the pyp thread whilst continually singing this song. She tried to kill someone (I don't remember who) and Cariad completely lost it because she was the one having to deal with the dead bodies, so Cariad and Nova started beating the crap out of each other.

At the same time as this, The Fuk? Forsaken and Mr. Pumpkin are running off from Mike and Misty because they got caught dealing drugs to citizens of the RP area of the city. Xendran and Desi are part of some underground mafia that were stealing the identities of people.

Some of my other online friends who weren't from KHV were trying to invade the city and there was this long prcession of members who normally reside in discussion who were marching really slowly up the middle of the city from the better off areas (which was like the discssion section counterpart irl, bigger houses, nicer looking, whereas the RP section was all shacks and filthy).

The dream ended when it was decided that my baby's name would be decided by a poll held in the city x_x

There was a ton of other **** too, and so many members holy ****, but if I keep writing it all down, I'll be here all night

So there you have it, I hope you are happy >:[

 

...aright, that totally kicks my jellyfish dream's ass.
Awesome dream is awesome.

 

That is the shortened down version of it @_@

 

Well...... I would normally ask "What did you eat before you went to bed?" but this is just crazy. xD
Was I in it?!!?!?!?? :D

 

I actually laughed out loud at this. xD
That was epic I really must say.
Oh, and lol @ me being a drug dealer.

 

I would totally pay money to hear the whole thing. xDDD

 

That was so awesome, I don't know what to reply.

 

Someday in the near future, you're going to be rushed to the emergency room to deliver your baby, you'll look up at the doctors, see me and Dalk and cry. :D

 

Yea-

;~;

 

lmao that was awesome!

 

>.<

If you and Dalk ever come near me when I am giving birth, I will not be held responsible for my actions.

I might post the other parts later, idk, they were just random things going off.

It was so weird, I was there as myself, but at the same time I was aware of everything happening.

 

Best. Dream. Ever.

 

Bawk Bawk Bawk


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I'm surprised I successfully delievered your child, let alone there being no references to eating it. :'D

 

...I'll also be banning you from coming near me when I give birth, the three of you can wait outside >:[

 

You know I wouldn't eat my own sister. ;~;

 

Yes, so surprising that I read "delivered" as "devoured" before I even read the part about you eating it. :D

 

...but it was a boy D:

 

Aw he has my eyes.

 

...I meant to type "sibling" ._.
It's been a loooong day. D: