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Getting gas money through KHV implies that you travel outside of your home.
What world are you living in, Nub? I don't drive a car, I surf the internet.

 

does khv sell slaves

 

...

 

Yes, but I'm the only one for sale right now. Sorry.

 

How much
I have forty dollars and some quarters

 

Y'know, I really should be studying right now...

But, honestly, I would kill for one of those t-shirts.

 

Doesn't your surf board need some energy? : D

 

Do you know what my surfboard runs on?

Huon energy.

 

Too much for you.

 

KH-Vids swimwear: swim trunks and bikinis.

My idea patent pending.

 

What if we had clothing the same colour as this supposed April Fool's Day Pink skin?

 

Misty will be our spokes girl. Let's do this.

 

I have three quarters and a dictionary. I know how much you love words and odd amounts of change.
/One of those statements is false.
/Both of them are made up.
/Everything is a lie.

 

I do like odd amounts of change, but three quarters is 75 cents, and that's a bit too round for me. How about $1,538, 36 cents, and you give everyone on the internet an English grammar textbook?

 

If I could, I'd do the second. However, I can't so I shan't. And who needs grammar anyway? Grammar is so overrated. Let's all use acronyms to express how we're feeling. Like "lol" instead of laughing out loud, even though for the most part you don't really laugh out loud. Or maybe even "rofl" instead of rolling on floor laughing, which these aren't grammatically correct to begin with anyway, even though you don't really roll around on the floor laughing.

Like totally, grammar is so, like, overrated and we shouldn't even use it because it's totes redonc and useless and people don't even use that stuff anymore.

 

Your ethos has dropped significantly.

 

I apologize. I don't know what i'm apologizing for, but I'll apologize anyway.

 

Your ethos has risen by a miniscule amount.

 

Fleece throw with this on it. do want

I don't care if it's warm outside, would sleep with it every night.

 

Miniscule . . . mini-scule . . . minuscule.

EDIT: Not in before Key could fix his post.