khv I'm pregnant

... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

... Wait, so if Reptar is our first twin, who's the other? Ugh, you people give me headaches.

 

Is Shizzy a Greek god or something?

 

Well he has the physique of one, so I suppose anything's possible.

 

Haley! (: Xaale is our ******* child.

 

... You somehow managed to make this EVEN MORE confusing. My head hurts trying to make this make sense. ;-;

 

:D Success!

 

holy shit this is amazing . lol

everything makes sense now.

sort of.

 

Wait, So I have been in love with a result of Advent reproducing asexually?


EDIT: I just read the key

 

I'm so confused.

 

Actually you've been in love with your cousin/now your sister. Whether that makes it better or worse is for you to decide.

That's a pretty good summary of this entire thread.

 

You know, I really should write a script for a soap opera, I shall call it KHFD.

 

God, you really should. It'd be more confusing than Lost and Heroes combined.

 

Soooo...
I'm Wolfie's and Ioan's Advent's Uncle?
This is Rather Confusing...

 

With little tinges of Xavier: Renegade Angel and this:

Spoiler

 

You are all my children. That is all.

Also, WHO THE HELL DID I MAKE THREE BABIES WITH.

 

*2

You just had too much Powerthirst.

 

Advent is my child also, not just Kay & Alex. Silly. So *3

Also Haseo and I have concluded I made those babies with Nature. The babies came out of the vagina I share with Cariad.

 

Hey. Umm I just realized. Without wanting to I've become a part of this crazy family...
I'm Alex856's long lost twin. The reason none of you realized that is because Shizzy is such a bad father that when he dropped me off a boat to kill me, a flock of seagulls rescued me and took me in as one of their own. Later, I outgrew the flock and spent four years swimming with dolphins. Once I had learnt the language of the sea I was able to rule it as King. Because Shizzy is a Greek god I was able to breathe under water. When asked by a young turtle when I was passing judgement on the case of Nemo vs. Ariel why I didn't have any gills I realized that I no longer belonged underwater. I crept aboard an fishing boat located just off the coast of America and learnt the ways of the crew. I saw how overrated that was and swam to New Zealand. Once there I knocked out a young boy and hid his body. Stealing his clothes I unsuccessfully took his place in the family. Apparently wearing clothes designed for a child half your age does not convince the parents that you are said child. Something fisherman life had not taught me. I spent many years in prison, however they made one mistake. There was a pool in the prison yard. Using my abilities as king of the sea I was able to call upon the micro-organisms in the filter and get them to kill every guard in the prison. Accomplishing this a jail break was made, in order to get to the nearest city we stole the company car of somebody who worked at a game rental place. I currently live at this place with 8 ex-cons who like me, had nowhere else to go. It was at this place I was able to play Kingdom Hearts for the first time. My favourite world is Atlantis. It got even better in KH2 ♥.

P.S. Don't get me started on how many children I have had on my journeys. All I can say is, the dolphins taught me everything they knew. Let's just say half of the seafood in America is my child.

 

If you had babies with nature, wouldn't it make more sense be more awesome if we came out of volcanoes?