khv I'm pregnant

and Advent's the father.

 

YOU TOLD ME YOU HIT THE OFF SWITCHa

 

NO I clearly TOLD YOU TO LET IT ON.

But no..as always..MEN DO EVERYTHING BACKWARDS.

 

BUT IF I DID THAT, THEN-

...

Fuck, you're right.

I STILL BLAME YOU AND YOUR GODDAM EGGSa

 

....Did he do you backwards?


EDIT: I really hope I just didn't miss the fact that this was the joke..

 

Do I hear baby shower?

 

MY EGGS ARE JUST FINE. Goshdarnit :c men don't appreciate anything we do.


Lilbueno: ..Why don't you ask Advent himself? >:l

 

IF THEY'RE FINE THEN WHY ARE WE IN THIS SITUATION THEN? HMM? IT'S ALWAYS THE FEMALE, I SWEAR.

... Well... Funny story about that...

 

BUT l AM THE FATHER OF ADVENT.

PLOT TWEEST.

 

WHAT THE FUCK SHIZZY, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE A GRANDFATHERa

 

l'M FROM THE PAST YOU SILLY. I INVENTED A TIME MACHINE BUT I RAN OUT OF GAS AND IT'S TO FUCKING EXPENSIVE HERE SO I'M STUCK.

FUCK.

 

Don't worry you'll get back to the past because your children still exist. It's only when they begin to fade away in photographs and bodies turn into thin air that you know you've missed your opportunity to get back. Only problem is, you won't know what that opportunity was untill it's too late unless you take every opportunity possible which is impossible.

 

wow, our family tree is so fucked up D;

 

So, when's the Divorce Marriage?

:lolface:

 

I am Advents and Tootsies child, from the future.

 

It's past your damn curfew.

 

D:


Your not the boss of me!

 

Way passed her curfew.

 

...Well, I totally give up on our family tree.
My aunt and brother in law have produced a child. I don't even know what it would be in relation to me. .-.

EDIT: Oh hey let's not forget that Absol is my sister. But also Advent's daughter.

 

So apparently Shizzy's my grandfather now? xD