khv im dying

See, you should take cooties seriously.

-Snow Queen

 

Cooties aren't serious unless they come from Nate.

 

And here you are trying to hook him up with some poor soul. It's okay for them to get Nate cooties but not you?

-Snow Queen

 

Exactly.

 

OTP

 

I don't know you, but you should stop while you still have working hands for typing.

 

I want my gosh darn shirt so I can't ship it. Otherwise I would if only to anger her.

 

I'm going to the post office tomorrow ~

I'm shipping your shirt, but not this.

 

I think you and Nate are pretty shipworthy. I'm nominating the two of you for cutest couple in the next User Awards.

-Snow Queen

 

That requires being a couple.

 

We'll put you two under cutest shipping then.

-Snow Queen

 

N O P E

 

I might even write a fanfic.

-Snow Queen

 

That's just gross.

 

Spoiler: NateXRed Fanfic

As Nate gazed into Red's eyes, both of them blushing uncontrollably, he whispered, "My love-"

"Shhh," Red pressed her hand to Nate's lips, "You needn't say a thing, my love. I already know. It was you who ate all of the cake."

"But how did you know?" Nate was taken aback with confusion.

"I ... I was watching you. I saw everything. It's okay, I was going to give you that cake anyway."

"Red..."

"Nate..."

The end! Yay!!

-Snow Queen

 

what is even going on here

 

// wheezes //
This is not okay. First of all, if there was cake, someone would lose a goddamn finger.

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Secondly, that fanfic was disgusting.

 

So you're saying it needs less cake stealing and more romance?

-Snow Queen

 

That is not at all what I was saying.

 

Many thanks