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  1. Krown King's Apprentice

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    Buzz: [Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Buzz. Buzz keeps talking to his "mission log"] And according to my navi-computer, the...
    Woody: [whispering] SHUT UP! Just, SHUT UP, you idiot!
    Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
    Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
    Buzz: Mine? My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
    Woody: Oh yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
    Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
    Woody: WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
    Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
    Woody: [pauses and looks incredulous] YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!
    [holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]
    Woody: You are a child's play thing!
    Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
    [waves in military fashion]
    Buzz: Farewell.
    [starts to walk away]
    Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
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  2. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    But... This is so sad!!!!
    :cryinganime::cryinganime::cryinganime:
     
  3. Krown King's Apprentice

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    Aww I'm so sorry didn't mean to make u cry *hugs*
     
  4. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I forgive you...... I wanna watch Toy Story now.
     
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    Scene was absolutely hilarious.
     
  7. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Haha, I always loved this scene.

    BTW, Buzz didn't wave in military fashion. He used the Vulcan hand-sign for "Live Long and Prosper".

    Oh, I'm such a geek...
     
  8. Krown King's Apprentice

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    I know me 2
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  9. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Oh gawd.....how did I not notice that until now. It's been too long since I've watched Toy Story. ;__;

    You know what this means right? Buzz isn't a Toy, he's a bricklayer.