khv check in thread

/Not dead

But dead inside

 

I haven't lost my virginity.

Wrong thread, but yeah.

 

I regret to inform my pack of biscuits cannot check in today as I have just eaten all of them.

 

Loving the info I'm getting out of this thread.

 

I'm still here. I'm always still here.

 

Is this the new whatever the old version of this was?

 

It was a joke, breh.

Yes

 

khv's security

 

Jokes can be based on the truth.

 

That older woman really looked like Borris the Blade, arright?

 

With hand grenades in his bloomers?

 

That's when he was Shiki, yeah.

 

I encountered a woman duct taped to a chair in a lift today. It was horrifying yet hilarious.

 

I hope you showed the proper discretion.

 

i got abducted but now i'm back...i'll probably get abducted again , here is a picture of the alien that abducted me

Spoiler

 

Some say Kosm.

 

Here and pulling my hair out... :P

 

I of course laughed it off and went about my day. I then encountered her on the floor below and the staff said it was her last day.

I then blew up the hospital to leave no witnesses