KHV am I a vampire?

My skin is very pale and cold. I don't like to be in sunlight. And I also kind of like the taste of human blood. O_O

 

That's called being anemic.

 

Sparkly faerie???

 

I stepped out into the sunlight and squinted, pupils widened and hissed. The sun, it burned, it hurt! My transition into a fully-fledged Vampyr had almost complete.

I had stepped out of an eye clinic, my eyes dilated not a few minutes prior. I thought myself a goner, o God what had done to me? The symptoms mimicked that of a vampirization...

 

Yeah, you need to get out more.





Im already a fully grown vamp.

 

lol Blood, the liquid steak. Full of protein, it is :D

lol Nah, your good. Still human. The sun is every techy's enemy. I have a 5 day weekend, doubt I'll go out more than twice. I dread what comes Wednesday morning >.> *Cringe* The sun... It will burn.....

Then again, if your not techy then I dunno. Do you go all sparkly in the sunlight?

 

My dad calls me the vampire who tans.

I never get out, thusly I'm pale, but when I do, I tan beautifully.​

 

No, you're just a peely-wally.

 

That's called Cancer.

 

Unless you are sparkly in the sun, no.

 

You must be a new breed that feeds on foot cheese.

 

Curse you.

 

Wow did making that thread really cause me to become that infamous? O.o Heard you say earlier that someone even posted on tumblr about it.

 

You've officially taken part in the Twilight craze. You've formed your own team, "Team Jaden," directly in competition with "Team Edward," and "Team Jacob,"

 

you are not a vampire. you're just emo