Kingdom Hearts II kh2 boss catchphrase counters

you all know that most bosses have their own catchphrase like pete saying he's invincible but i was wondering if anybody had any counters insults to theseif you have an example tell what that boss's catchphrase was and your counter
like setzer saying his life is a chip in the wood and me saying thats what wood glue is for.

 

haha, I thought i was the only one who did that.

Oogie Boogie:
"That's right away you go!"
me:
"Thats right, down you go!"(when he falls)

Jafar:
"The world is mine to control"
me:
"your tail is mine to control!"(rc)

Luxord:
"Sora! do you know the rules?"
Me:
"Luxord! SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY."

 

ha-ha lmao, yer really funny. oh i got another
cant remember if he said this
Axel: Burn
me: I hope i dont get a fever

When seifer hits you in the game. think he said this
Seifer: move it loser
me: yer the one wearin a belly shirt.

Pete: pete's invincible
me: Alright if yer so invincible i'll upper slash your crotch with fenrir

 

Saix : Moon, shine down...
*I grab a Claymore*
Me : Moon, fall down!

Luxord : Do you know the rules?
Me : Cirlce, I win. X, you lose.

Luxord : Don't squander your time...
Me : Look who's talking.
(His Data Version ONLY taunts with that, non-stop, once it goes down to the last HP)

Luxord : A challenge, is it?
Me : No, not really.

Xemnas 2 : If light and darkness are eternal, thensurely we Nothings must be the same... eternal...
Riku : You're right. Light adn Darkness are eternal. Nothign probably goes on forever too. But guess what Xemnas?
Me : YOU'RE STUPID!
(I saw this on a parody video, and remembered it. One time, my best friend was watching, and he said it too, at the same time.)

Lol! It should actually be "Screw the rules, I have munny" though.

 

we should start a kh comedy club.
roflmao

 

haha

after losing to Demyx once (first time i died in the game, and it was Demyx!) and after I started the battle again:
Demyx: Dance, Water, dance!
me: Die, motherf!!!er, die!

Xemnas: Come closer
Me: pedophile

Xemnas: SO it wasn't a fallacy.
Me:...pauses game and gets a dictionary, seriously

Luxord: The Darkness in men's hearts, drawn to these cursed medallions; and this Heartless, a veritable maelstrom of avarice: I wonder, are they worthy to serve Organization XIII?" (had to look up te exact quote)
Me: Nice accent but shut the hell up and let me fight!

Luxord: Parley!
Me: You're not a pirate!

Saix: Different name, same fate!
Me: I'm being absorbed into Sora too?...but I am sora? How is he going to absorb himself?

Axel: Burn!
Me: Baby, burn?

 

xemnas: come closer
me: rapist

xemnas: riku, are you jealous of sora
me: no but you are, emo drama queen

xemnas: if darkness and light are eternal, surely we nothing are
me: nothing is eternal too like ur virginity

hercules: ur no match for a real hero

me: i took down 1000 f@@@n heartless,a rock titan, an ice and sephiroth and xh and his ship. i saved ur a@@

 

Here's some other ones :

Xemnas : Sora... are you certain you can trust Riku...
Me : Watch and see for yourself!

Xaldin (teleporting) : Sora! Sora! Sora! Sora! Sora!
Me : STOP SAYING MY NAME!

Xaldin (original fight, in FM only) : Wear the face of despair!
Me : *not caring* Wooooooh, shiny crown...

(in FM, there's a crown, a bonus thing, in his fight)

Saix : MOVE ASIDE!
Me : Thx for the hint.

 

Xmenas: Why do you despise the void?
me: beacuse i can.

Xigbar: Argh, Reload!
me: panzy.

Saix: Can you feel it, the moon's power?
me: up your *** maybe.

Xemnas: Come closer.
me: ....

Yeah...that's what I said the first time I heard those phrases.

 

Sephiroth: I admit you're very skilled
Me: Thank You!

Sephiroth: Show me your strength
Me: OK! *destroys Sephiroth* Beat That!

Xigbar: Roxas!
Me: ?What?

 

I always have trouble with Demyx! I'm playing KH2 over again, and its been weeks, and I still haven't beaten Demyx...which sucks.

Demyx: "Dance water dance"
Me: STFU. WE GET IT. WE KNOW YOUR WATER IS ALIVE.

 

Axel: Burn
me: I hope i dont get a fever

Seifer: move it loser
me: yer the one wearin a belly shirt.

Pete: pete's invincible
me: Alright if yer so invincible i'll upper slash your crotch with fenrir

Oogie Boogie:
"That's right away you go!"
me:
"Thats right, down you go!"(when he falls)

Jafar:
"The world is mine to control"
me:
"your tail is mine to control!"(rc)

Luxord:
"Sora! do you know the rules?"
Me:
"Luxord! SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY."

 

Did you just repost what everyone said until now?

 

The Organization (some are just quotes)

Xemnas: "Embrace the darkness."
Xigbar: "You clever little sneak."
Xaldin: "Is this the end?"
Vexen: "You are just an expiriment!"
Lexaeus: "Don't mock me!"
Zexion: "Nothing more than an illusion!"
Saix: "Take that anger and direct it at the heartless."
Axel: "Got it memorized?"
Demyx: "Dance, water, dance!"
Luxord: "How about a game of cards?"
Marluxia: "Drown in the ever-blooming darkness!"
Larxene: "You have no heart!"
Roxas: "You make a good other."

 

oho.. i love dis topic..

 

xemnas-i need more rage...i need more...hearts
me-get this man some more candy hearts
luxord-do u like a game of chance
me-yes chances of u dyin
xigbar-u clever little sneak
me-remind me not to take u hunting.
roxas-u make a good other
me-other what
axel-got it memorized
me-wait let me study first then i take the test of kicking ur butt
larxene-u have no heart
me- presenting the brand new heartless bi@@h barbie