Site News KH-Vids is looking for new staff members!

Dude, same.
I hope she doesn't ban us instead </3

 

So ex-staffies can't apply, but current staff can.

 

Can I post mine here? I'd like the members to see how a real app is written.

 

Please do.

 

Remember, guys and gals...Whoever makes the cut and becomes a mod gets to curb stomp the sore losers of the User Awards!

 

Move aside KH-V, I shall apply for an a job as Misty's Lover and win the position with ease!

 

Can I copy paste my last app? I really like the Michael Scott picture I used.

 

A model example of a fabulous application!

Username: Oerba Yun Fang
Real Name (first name is sufficient): Queen Latifah
Age: Irrelevant
Position Applying For: Forum Helper
Why would you like to be on the KH-Vids staff team?
I wish to join the darkside and learn of your darksided ways. I want to bring the members to knees as the staff suck the life out of them. I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER! …AND SHOOT LIGHTNING BOLTS OUT MY TOOSH!

What experience do you have on forums, both on KH-Vids and elsewhere?

Aye, that is members blood…and perhaps DubaiMario’s arm. The forensics team never could sort them out. I’m particularly effective at crowd control.

What sort of special skills do you think you can add to our team?
Mind reading, manipulation, blackmailing, the ability to make cheese cake appear out of thin air – strawberry, raspberry, blackberry, chocolate, you name it. I also make a mean sammish.

Do you have experience as a staff member on another website? Please provide links (if possible), how long you were on the team, why you left, etc.
I do, but then my alter egos will be known.

How well do you think you interact with members?
Very well. They do as they are told. If not the first time then certainly the second. They always listen the second time. Always. >:3

How many hours do you spend, on average, on KH-Vids per day?
25 hours a day, 9 days a week, sometimes more…depends on the drama.

If you become a staff member, what are your goals?
To bring peace and tranquillity through pain and suffering. There will be order! …and a lot of lovin’~

Have you ever been banned on a forum? If so, why? (Please be honest)
I was banned for posting a gif image of a racoon with a bigger ‘pouch’ than ShasdowJak. He got mad and demanded I was banned for posting such a crude image. I don’t know why I was banned since all mammals have bigger ‘pouches’ than him.

What areas of the forum do you frequently visit and feel most comfortable in?
All sections. My minions work throughout the entire forum…including the staff section.

What section of the forum would you wish to moderate and how do you feel you could contribute to that section?
I wish to contribute to all of them. I will moderate with an iron fist, ban with Mjölnir and dish out warnings like a buffet. Fear shall be known throughout the whole forum. Members will know the law! My law.


Anything else?

 

How can I compete with that.

 

Kitty you're making me look bad

 

i bursted laughing

 

Looks like we found the next STAFF IDOL!

 

Lols. You guys are hilarious.

Yeah. And it was an amazing application.

 

FKB for admin.

 

What section is in need of a moderator?

 

All of them. And no. I'll get way too brutal. The power will get to me.

 

Yeah you would edit everyone's posts and fix their grammar. Then ban them if they do it again.

 

i deleted the post my self lux!
even i have a limit for stupidness

 

Eh I say embrace it. Makes this place interesting.

 

I just sent mine to Misty as well. Good luck to everyone applying and this is my second time applying for sectional mod. I may not be a prem but ya can't say i'm not trying...