KH goes to Hogwarts

while yuffie and tifa was getting attacked by the snipes and their dark copies. xigbar and vexen leeged it. however when at the door xigbar wanted to annoy the busy girls so he made a small portal stuck his hand through. the portal led to the side of tifa. he just stole tifas wallet.

 

"What the?!" Tifa grabbed the hand and was pulled in the portal.
Yuffie finished off the last sniper and looked around for Tifa.
Tifa found herself standing in front of Xigbar. She grabber her wallet and lifted Xigbar up from his collar.

 

vexen turned traitor and ran from the scary women. xigbar laughed and just disappeared. taking tifas gloves with him.

 

Yuffie ninja-poofed in front of Vexen and bashed him in the head with a pipe.
"Where the heck did I get this from?"
"Times like this it's good to take Rude's advice..." Tifa mumbled as she took new gloves from her pocket.

 

'damn'... vexen's head hurt well loads now. so hen just froze yuffie and ran away before tifa could get here, 'ahhh ugh' he tripped up

 

Tifa jumped after Vexen and head locked him.

 

'Let go of me' As a desperate attempt he made a portal to TWNTW. it worked. however he was still in a head lock O.O oh damn he brought tifa with him.

 

"Where the hell are we?" Tifa said, still holding the nobody in a headlock.

 

vexen tried to talk but tifa was strangling him now.

 

xigbar meanwhile, had teleported into a drain...'damn, gottta work on that' xigbar said.'

 

Yuffie was ninja-poofing around trying to find Tifa. She spotted Xigbar as she had accidentally teleported to the drain.
"All right! Where is Tifa?!"

 

xigbar tried to run away, but he was in a drain so he did this weird twirl 'nooooo'

 

"What the hell?!" Yuffie said as her phone rang.

"Lo?
Tifa!!!! Where are you?
Okaaaay... Where's the other thief?
He's got no money?!
And he's also dead?! Tifa---
No, I don't think dead people have blue faces...
How could I come see if, we don't know were you are?!
Whatever... Bye."

Yuffie put her phone back. She ran to Xigbar and pushed him.
"Hey!! You've got my money, haven't you?!"

 

'damn i dont have any money' he tried to summon guns but it just went into his own face. 'U JUST CAN'T WIN!' shouted xigbar

 

Yuffie looked at the water. She saw her wallet drifting in it.
"Oh, my wallet...!" She said, lifting it. She then looked at Xigbar.
"Prepare for the p'wnage of your life..."

 

'CRAP' he just shot himself, he made fruitless attempts to get away.

 

Yuffie beat the living s*it out of Xigbar.

 

vexen was too getting a beaten, however tifa did this, he may be made of nothingness, but that doesnt stop it from hurting.

 

Roxas walked around the shop.

The shopkeeper walked next to him.
"So you need a wand?"

"Huh. Oh, yeah. I need a wand" Roxas said

"Well what about this one?" the shopkeeper said and handed Roxas a wand from the shelf next to them

"Yeah, this will do. How much?"

The shopkeeper stared at Roxas
"You have to test it first" he said

"Well it looks fine"

"The wand chooses you. You cant just take one and buy it."

"Okay, okay. What will I do?"
After testing some wands Roxas finally found a perfect one.
"Your turn Axel"

 

Ya, Vexen was getting kinda p'wned, but Tifa just didn't know this. Because she was too busy walking around, she didn't notice Vexen getting strangled by hear headlock.

The shopkeeper looked at Axel and immediately gave him a red wooden wand (lol, they're all wooden). Axle swung it and flamer appeared. Axel made the flames spin around twice, and then made them disappear.
"Cool, I've never been able to do that with fire before!" He thought.
Axel looked at the shopkeeper and said:
"I have a feeling this is my wand..." There was a short pause till he continued: "Got it memorized?"