KH- Fast Food Madness!

That's a good song, Sora thought to himself. I love TFK.

"Simba? What are you doing?" Pooh asked from the other side of the kitchen.

 

"MOVE!!!" Namine shouted, jumping from table to table. Today was her Thousand Foot Krutch Day.

"Um...." Simba stopped with a full mouth. He gulped, and answered,"Checking to see if they were poisoned. You know, loyal subjects do it for their king. I had a zebra as my cup drinking taster person." He smiled sheepishly.

 

Kairi flung the door open, running in to McDonalds. "Sorry I'm late everyone!" she cried, running to grab her hat. She straightened out her hair and put it on, standing in front of her register, next to Sora.

Roxas wiped a table clean with a wet rag. "Don't start, you two," he said to Axel and Demyx. "No matter how entertaining you two can get, I still don't want to be here anymore than you do."

 

"Oh, how delightful." Pooh walked away. Honey honey honey honey honey...

Sora smiled widely. "Hi Kairi."

"Roxas! Come on, man. Be a little more optimistic. This job isn't that bad..." Axel called from the grill.

 

Kairi sighed, breathless. "Hey, Sora. What'd I miss?"

"Hey, at least you can use your powers to do your job. Same with Demyx. I just wipe things down, I guess." Roxas shrugged, a small chuckle escaping his lips.

 

"Not much." Sora responded. He leaned closer to her and whispered in her ear. "Namine's a little bit upset that she and Roxas aren't working together, could you cheer her up?"

"What can you use magical keys for in the fast food buisiness?" Axel joked.

honey honey honey honey honey honey honey...
Pooh would get honey no matter what it took.

 

Kairi nodded. "I can try."

Roxas smirked. "My point exactly."

 

Sora smiled at Kairi. "First you'll have to get her to hear you. She's listening to TFK right now." He chuckled softly.

"Hey, you could lock Demmy in the closet so he can't annoy us anymore!" Axel suggested.

 

Riku continued to cook. He heard everyone else talking when they should have been working.
"If we keep working like this..." he whispered with a sigh as he put a squirt of ketchup on a burger. "Those other restaurants will catch up with us."

Jack stood up and rubbed his hurting shoulder. Just as he took another step, he slipped on the wet floor again and slammed against the wall with his other shoulder.
"Of course." he said grouchily as he stood up once more.

Xigbar entered Burger King and yawned. Then, he waved a hand in front of his face.
The burgers are burnt, thanks to Axel as always. he thought.
"Hey people." he said with a small wave as he walked to his station.
There was a large window next to him and a pair of headphones with a microphone attached on a small table. Xigbar put them on as a car stopped next to the window.
"Hey, dude." he said into the microphone, leaning against the wall. "Welcome to Burger King, the lamest restaurant around. Can I take your order or are you gonna just sit there and stare at my eye patch?"
The person driving looked offended and drove away.
"Have a nice day!" Xigbar called out with a smirk.

 

"You okay, Jack?" Simba asked his fellow pirate employee.

Namine stopped jamming on her iPod and looked up to see Kairi. She gasped, jumped off a table, ran over and glomped her.

 

Kairi found Namine and chuckled. "I see." The girl suddenly tackled her in a hug. "Hey! What's going on?"

Roxas stopped wiping down a table and cocked his head to the side. "Hey, that's not a bad idea," he said with a smirk. Then he laughed. He heard the roar of a car driving and stopped to look out one of the windows. Roxas slumped, shaking his head. "Way to go, Xigbar! Another customer...gone. No wonder Sora and everyone else is beating us over across the street!"

 

Xigbar exited his station with a smirk on his face and stood in front of Roxas. Being much taller than him, Xigbar kneeled down so that he was face to face with Roxas.
"Maybe we would have more customers if this place wasn't so filthy." he said, flipping over the table.
Underneath were pieces of gum and other gross objects. With a small chuckle, Xigbar flicked Roxas in the forehead before returning to his station.
"Stupid bus boy..." he muttered.

Jack looked at the lion and patted it on the head softly.
"Nothing for your small animal brain to worry about." he said with a dizzy smile. "Now, get me some rum."

 

Namine giggled at the voice of her friend. She stepped back and sighed. "I wish I worked in the same place as my boyfriend, girl." She said, motioning towards Sora.

Simba mumbled to himself. All the guy talks about is rum. Back in Pride Lands, we don't have such a thing. Where's the blasted TollHouse Cookie Dough?!?!

 

Roxas growled after Xigbar walked away. He balled his hands into fists. "Hey, Xigbar! You ever think that maybe the lazy people like you don't want to walk into the restaurant? Maybe if we didn't have an idiot working the drive-thru, we'd have more customers!"

 

"I wonder if I should go to work at Burger King..." Namine thought aloud. She rubbed her shoulder, thinking deeply.

"Darn it!" Simba roared. The Frosty machine was haywiring, squirting ice cream everywhere. Everyone looked at the Lion King in surprise and terror.

 

Kairi's expression changed. "What? Why, Nami? What's wrong?"

 

Namine grabs Kairi's shoulders and shakes her. "I can't stand not seeing or working with Roxas!"

Simba bit the chocolate nozzile , stopping the squirts of Frosty. "Wow.....that's worse than an elephant trying to take a dump..." Simba sighed loudly. He chuckled, but everyone looked at him akwardly.

 

Xigbar ignored Roxas' comment and laughed.
"Looks like you got the little bus boy mad." he mumbled to himself, putting on the headphones and microphone.
Another car stopped next to the window.
"Hello, welcome to Burger King. Have it your way!" he said sarcastically, rolling his eyes. "If I had it my way, that little blond dude would be fired before you could say-"
"Can you please just take my order, sir."
"Whatever."
"I would like an adult cheeseburger with no pickes and extra tomatoes, medium french fries but not with too much salt, and a large soda."
"We need a cheesy joke, no pickles!" Xigbar hollered to the kitchen. "Oh, and hold the salt!"

Jack sighed at the ice cream flying everywhere.
Great. he thought, staring at Simba with a bit of anger. Another mess for me to clean up.
A bit of ice cream landed in his moth, but he spat it out.
"Disgusting!" he said. "This tastes nothing like rum!"

 

Kairi was shocked by the sudden force. "Namine, hey! Calm down! Look, maybe he could visit or something. Or you could walk over there and visit him. You can still see eachother when work's over."

Roxas rolled his eyes and wiped down another table.

 

"You got a point..." Namine sighed. "I'll go over there right now!" She smiled andtold everyone it was her break. She walked across the street and entered Burger King. She examined the surrounding area and spotted her boy. "What's shaking, honey?" She asked Roxas.

Simba smiled and looked at Jack Sparrow. "Another mess for you, Sparrow!" He giggled and licked the ice cream off his lips and nose.