KH Class RP Part 2

"Ahhhhhhh! Here don't kill me!" Gamer yelled before pulling a bottole out of his left sock. "Gamer where did you get that!?" Hacker yelled. "Conker gave it to me." Gamer replied with a sheepish grin. "Conker where did you get that?" Hacker asked. "I bought it with my money after the bartender kicked me out of the bar" Conker explained.

 

Xion gave him a sultry wink and snatched the bottle, "Thanks much, **tch." She swallowed a third of it and tossed it to Namine.

"Um...Xion, when did you...start talking and acting like this?"

 

"I can't believe it.......Gamer you owned by a woman! Hahahahahahahahahaha" K laughed before rolling on the floor laughing his head off. Gamer then proceded to kick K in the rear for that statement. "Renee...stay away from those three...I got a bad feeling about them" The Author replied. Namine caught the bottle and swallowed another third of it before throwing it to Kairi who swallowed the rest of it.

 

Renee had inched closer to The Author and watched Xion, Namine, and Kairi change the way they acted. "What's wrong with them?"

Xion draped her arm around Namine, "What should we do now? I'm feeling restless."

 

"I don't know....but I'm trying to figure it out" The Author replied. "Hmm I don't know! How bout you!" Namine replied draping an arm around Kairi. "Next thing you know they're gonna try and shake loose everything in my pockets" Conker replied

 

Xion slid her blue eyes to Conker, "Hey, that's an idea! No?"

Roxas stepped in front of Conker, "Xion...this isn't like you." Xone eyed them curiously and looked to Akii, who was still smiling and giggling along with what the girls did. "Kairi, you said you were feeling funny? What kind of funny?"

 

"Funny like I wanna do things that I've never done before....sexy" Kairi replied before she and Namine grabbed Conker's tail and lifted him into the air shaking him up and down causing his frying pan, baseball bat, bar tabs, magazines, box of huge cigars, handheld, and a shotgun to fall out of his pockets. "I may have an idea on it.......Kairi pushed Sora out of the way of Shadow Corruption and took the blow" Riku explained.

 

Xion snatched up his cigar case, "What's this? I've never had one of these before."

Xone was stunned, "Things you've never done before...."sexy"? What the...?"

 

"Here's a more scientific explanation...you see Kairi did indeed get corrupted...but not totally corrupted to darkness on accounts of two factors......one being she is a princess of heart....and the second was on account of being connected to the White ? Egg......the reason Namine and Xion are affected as well is because of their direct connection to her" Prof. Mechimo explained

"What are they?" Namine asked as she and Kairi stood around Xion.

 

Xion flipped the lid and picked one out, "Cigars...."

Roxas turned frantically to the others, "Well, how do we turn them back?!"

 

"I'm afraid I do not know at the moment" Prof. Mechimo replied glumly before saying "But all of us smart geniuses will work on a way to cure it" as Conker got up and started to pick his things up.

"Wow.....sweet!" Kairi yelled giving Namine a high-five.

 

Xion handed a few to each of them.

Roxas cautiously stepped closer to Xion, "Hey, Xion...you think you wanna give those to me before you three do anything dangerous?" Xion lit a fire ball in her hand, lighting a cigar. "Nope."

 

Claire looked at the Shadow Staff while the geniuses {K, Prof. Mechimo, Hacker, Klungo, and Clink} were talking to one another. "Besides why would you want to have them...so you could be more sexier than us...I do not think so!" Namine replied at Roxas before sticking one in her mouth.

 

Lexi started giggling and opened her eyes. She rolled out of Kenneth's arms and fell to the ground. "Oww"

 

"You okay honeybun...you fell out of my lap for some odd reason...but it was funny" Kenneth asked patting Lexi on the head.

{OOC:KHV seems to be acting odd for some reason}

 

OOC: Khv is like that sometimes.

BIC: "Yeah I'm fine, " She said getting up. She yelled at Gamer just incase he started to laugh at her.

 

"Hey I'm not laughing at you! K already laughed at me because I got owned by a woman!" Gamer yelled shaking a fist at Lexi

 

"you're gonna get owned by me" she said running towards him

 

"AHHHHH DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE ALSO CRAZY!" Gamer yelled loudly afraid for his own life

 

"Oh please.. don't even think that I'm crazy" Lexi said taking out her keyblade and pointed at Gamer with the tip just touching his nose.