keyblade war : keyblade war

Rawr :O * throws heartless plushie at and makes a break for it *

 

*Chases love and takles her out the door* No running away from me.

 

Oh, that is it!!! Legion, Love... let's join forces to destroy Riku... and put all our differences aside... how about it?

 

Bring as much as you want, I have the One-Wnged Angel Theme music, I am the One-Winged Angel. *Evil Laugh*

 

HA sephiroth isn't even a real character!!! ahahahahahaha!
*leaves*

*later that day*

man, it's been a long day... time to go to sleep...

*fall's asleep*

*two hours later*

???: wake up ansem...

OMG! WHO'S THERE!!!

???: it's me Riku...

Riku? how the hell did you find me... and turn on a light it's too dark for me to see you...

*light turns on*

OMGWTFBBQ!!!! RIKU YOUR REALLY SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sephiroth/Riku: time to die

OMGWTFBBQ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Sephiroth, come and take these fools away. *Sephiroth mad rampage*

 

*legion gwomps riku* om nom nom nom!

 

No one gwomps me *Kicks legion*

 

*takes out buster sword made out of card board and construction paper * Rawr :O

 

*Pulls out Sephiroth's real sword* Boo

 

Dang . . . *tosses fake buster sword at Riku's head so that it bonk's him on the head , then takes off running . Jumps on the couch and does a ninja roll over the side of it and hides behind it . *

 

*pulls out a machine gun and went rambo on riku*

i gwomp who i wanna gwomp

 

*blocks all the shots* I said no, bad boy.

 

DUUUUUCCCCCK!!!!

*monstrous quacking sounds from outside*

 

Oh boy, what now. *Ducks*

 

*hides behind couch * Duck ?! Where O_O ?!

*gets out bazooka loaded with stuffing *

 

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai

 

*whistels*

*a bunch of white vans come out of nowhere*

*Vans stop infront of Love and the others*

*terrorists get out of the van and surround them*

good work men, finish them off.... MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

 

*vanz are attacked my duck monster*

 

*legion drops a nuke*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAY ALL THE WORLD BURN, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN I SAY!!!