K H Insanity: Adventures in Hollow Gardens Hotel

one day I got bored and thought what would happen if i put KH characters in a hotel. this was orignally a comic but it took to long to to set up with the program i was using (if you got any ideas send them to me I was using KH: COM sprites) enjoy.


i not updateing at all for a while please come back later!

as i said it is a was a comic and im too lazy to convertit in to story format so it came out looking like a script

 

K H Insanity: Adventures in Hollow Gardens Hotel: page 1

Page 1

Outside of hotel

Kairi: I'm tired lets stay here a while.
Sora: Okay, c'mon lets go.
Riku: Cool.

In the lobby

Aeris: Welcome to Hollow Gardens Hotel.
Sora: Three rooms please.

Yuffie: Bags!
Riku: What the f***!?

Sora: what...do...you...what?
Yuffie: Bags! Give me the bags!
Kairi: We don't have any now get!

Riku: Weird.
Kairi: I mean what the heck.
Sora: Does it even work here.

Kairi: Oh my gosh! A gift shop!
Sora & Riku: Crap!

Riku: Wanna find the bar?
Sora: Do you really have to ask.

Gift shop

Selphie: Hi I'm Selphie. How may I help you today?
Kairi: OH MY GOD, SHOES!!!

Selphie: Um...security,we have a wild one.

Cloud: Her right?
Selphie: yup worst case yet.

Selphie: I'm scared.
Cloud: Me too.

Cloud: Ma'am, I need you to pay and leave.
Kairi: Uhhhhhhh, NO.

Cloud: Ma'am it is time for you to leave.
Kairi: I said NO!

Cloud: sigh, looks like I have to use force.
Kairi: bring it on you blond b****!

Showdown: Kairi (uses keyblade) vs. Cloud

Black screen: Help!
Ouch!
Oh god!
Mama!

End page 1

 

+Merged+

Keep all chapters in one thread man...

 

KH Insanity Adventures inHollow Gardens Hotel : page 2 and 3

Page 2

The bar

Tifa: So what can I get ya?
Riku: A vodka shot
Tifa: And...
Sora: Oh. I'll have a Miller Lite.

Tifa: Coming right up.

Tifa goes off screen

Riku: Hey Sora go get the keys we forgot em.
Sora: Okay Riku.

Sora leaves then Tifa returns with drinks

Tifa: Where's your friend?
Riku: Oh he'll be back in a minute.

Riku: So what's your name?
Tifa: Tifa Lockheart.
Riku thinking: I have the key to her lock, let's see how it fits.

Riku: So Tifa how long have you worked here.
Tifa: Bout since it opened, it pays the bills.

Riku: So you have a boyfriend?
Tifa: No just a final fantasy.

Riku: Why him?
Tifa: Sigh, not sure just cus.

Riku: Ok, then why not me.
Tifa: Hmm, not sure. Let’s change that.

Tifa: C’mon then, oh what’s your name?
Riku: Riku you won’t forget it.

Tifa and Riku leave room then Sora returns

Sora: Riku? Riku? Where did he go? Oh look my beer

Off screen: Ahhhhhh!!!

Sora: That sounded like it came from the Gift Shop.
Sora: Oh crap, Kairi!!

Sora runs to gift shop. Kairi stands on Cloud in victory.

Sora: Kairi, are you ok?
Kairi: Fine, just fine Sora.

Sora: Who screamed?
Kairi: Oh this b**** did, I had to teach him a lesson.

Sora: And what was that?
Kairi: Don’t get between me…………and SHOES!

Same panel no words

Sora: kairi, lets go before the police show up.
Kairi: Okay!

End page 2


Page 3

Some hallway

Sora: Where are our rooms?
Kairi: We are so lost.

Kairi: What are the room numbers?
Sora: Uh, they are 1311, 1312 and 1313

Kairi: Then why are we on the third floor?
Sora: Uhhhh?

Kairi: Dumba** right Riku? Riku? Where is he?
Sora: I dunno, lost him near the bar.

Kairi: C'mon let's find him.
Sora: Okay, lets go

The bar

Kairi: So where were you guys?
Sora: Right here. There is his drink.


Off screen: Thud-thud-thud
Sora: You hear something?
Kairi: Yeah, lets go see what it is.

Still in bar near a door

Sora: It's getting louder.
Kairi: Guess we are on the right track.

Sora: It's coming from in there.
Kairi: Shh, I hear voices.

Tifa and Riku's voices are coming from behind the door

Riku: You like that don't you.
Tifa: Yeah I do.

Sora: Holy S*** that's Riku and the bartender!
Kairi: Shut up! I'm trying to listen.

Riku: Say my name b****! Say my name!
Tifa: Riku. Riku.

Riku: Who is the keyblade master? Who!?
Tifa: You are!

Riku: Take it like the b**** you are.
Tifa: Bring it!

Riku: Yeah.
Tifa: Oh, oh, oh.

Tifa: Oooooo!
Riku: Oh S***!

same panel no words but Riku and Tifa have entered the room

Sora: Hey Riku, have fun
Riku: How long have you two been there.
Kairi: Long enough you filthy whore.
Tifa: This is not what it looks like!

End page 3

 

oh my god!!! i laughed so much it hurt my sides!! Riku and Tifa!!!!!

 

for the love of jim tell other people!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am adding another page i think friday or so

 

K H Insanity : page 4

Page 4

Floor 13

Riku: We finally found them.
Sora: So here are the rooms.
Kairi: Now I can finally get my beauty sleep.

Sora's room

Sora: What the f*** is that!!!!!!!
Moogle: Kupo, hiya, kupo

Moogle: Kupo, I am a Moogle and work here as a maid, kupo

Sora: Are you the only Moogle here?
Moogle: No, kupo, there are thousands; we are maids, butlers, and waiters, kupo.

Sora: Wow, sucks to be you!
Moogle: Explain kupo.

Sora: You are basically slaves do you even get paid?
Moogle: No but…

Moogle: Those bastards! Kupo, we will revolt and control all, kupo!
Sora: Oops.

Moogle: Kupo, we shall band together and destroy upper management!
Sora off screen: Operator, send the manger to room 1311 please, now hurry!

Moogle: Freedom to my people shall come, kupo
Sora: What… did… I… do…?

Leon: You call for the manager?
Sora: yeah and you are?

Leon: Leon. What’s the problem?
Sora: The marshmallow munchkin went nuts.

Leon: Come on # 14650, let’s go.
Moogle: No! Kupo, you oppressive son of a b****!! Kupo, I will not submit!!

Leon: Sorry this happens every once and a while.
Sora: so I just so happened to get the one that snaps.
Moogle: Moogles unite! Kupo, Unite!

Sora: so, um… what now?
Leon: we get rid of it.

Leon cuts Moogle with gunsword

Moogle: Avenge me! Kupo, avenge me!
Sora: Oh shut up damn it, you whiney pillow!

End page 4