Justin bieber is actually fifty-one.

[video=youtube;Del4eTJXwp8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Del4eTJXwp8[/video]

I love people sometimes. ;-;

 

this is teh most disturbing ._.

 

OMG, where I live is on the news at the bottom! Try to guess, I dare you.

 

It's about ****ing time.


I tried telling everyone, but did they believe me? Of course they didn't.

 

I saw this and when his fans of all people thought it was real it was hilarious. No one knows of The Onion ;__;

 

....
Knoxville?

 

Nope. Venice.

 

Oh.
Did you pay five dolla to see Katy's ~lower area~

 

[MARQUEE]LISTERINE INTRODUCES MOUTHWASH THAT ELIMINATES ALL BREATH[/MARQUEE]


I want to marry the Onion like that one Japanese guy married a video game. c:

 

"Some now speculating Heidi Montag is actually a scarecrow pivoting in the wind."

That news segment HAD to be real! xP

 

Where is this Listerine? I hate breathing.

 

The Onion <3

 

This thread reminds me when I found out Jason Earles is 33.

 

And finding out that he was the geeky guy in Band Camp.

 

"Then he asked me to pee all over him."

THAT FIEND! DON'T WORRY LITTLE GIRL R-KELLY SHALL PROTECT YOU!

 

WHOA WHAT

I actually knew that lol
When I first saw hannah montana, I was like "isn't he that guy from Band Camp?"
What a change in roles.