Just so you know...

Hi...................................................................................................................................

 

Brain cell count as of now: -5 to -20,000 and decreasing.

 

No fun--no one else is replying? :/

 

Just so you know Hi?
I don't understand...! D :

 

I'm just saying hi. What's wrong with that?

 

Nothing's wrong. I was just confused about the 'Just so you know'...

 

I shall share something too
I don't understand you
Hello is a word not a declaration
Yet you said it here you abomination
I speak to you in rhyme
Yet I don't see this as a waste of time
I find my rhymes quite fun
SO my daughter or son
Follow my example if you please
As you stand by your Christmas trees.

 

*bows * You are now my poetry role model.

Also, we didn't put up a tree this year. Too lazy.

 

And neither did I
But I do not cry
For the spirit comes to the many and the few
So it will also find you
Zelda Poetry was the right word
And my message was it heard?
So I choose to stand tall
And Merry Christmas to you all.

 

Are you a child of Apollo? O_o

 

Hey Loriah. This is your Rival, Myst. Well, smell you later.

 

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

 

To answer your question No
I am not the child of Apollo
I'm just a humble guy
Who had the spirit catch his eye
I speak in rhyme because I desire to
What about you?
Can you speak like I do now?
You all know how
So I defer to your reply
Will you give rhyming a try?

 

You're learning.

 

No I ain't.

 

hey love *kiss* so u just made a "i bored" post?

 

Yeah--I'm doing alright.

 

u no we can have 1 of those private chats

 

Lawl, "gorilla warfare".