Just got moved into my dorm thursday

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  1. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Then friday night I go to Waffle House and see both of my exes who didn't know each other before are now best friends.

    They're plotting my demise and no one can tell me otherwise.
     
  2. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I wonder what would happen if they found out you're a member here...
     
  3. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    I suggest you bring a shotgun.
    You know, just in case.
     
  4. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Man I am so glad I don't have exes. Got enough crap to worry about without that unneeded drama.
     
  5. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Did you kill ALL of them?
     
  6. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Same, although I think you and I might have different reasons that we don't have exes
     
  7. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Not terribly far-fetched, there was talk of her having mantis sex in a previous thread
     
  8. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Probably just libel.
     
  9. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    No. That would be murder. I'd rather not go to prison.

    Yeah. Lack of interest and everything. I have a zucchini/Asexual Life Partner.
     
  10. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Ho baby.
     
  11. Shiki my waifu is better than yours, thanks

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    I wonder what would happen if they found out you're Xemnas.
     
  12. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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  13. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    ...... HO BABY
     
  14. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    I think if they've become friends, it means you have a 'type' of woman you date. Not science, but i'm sure they have more in common then dating you.
     
  15. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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  16. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Granted a mutual ex can also be a potent bonding factor
     
  17. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    I thought he was implying they had become friends without him introducing them to each other, after they had both become his exes.
    If so, I'm doubting they even realised they dated the same guy.

    But yes, exes can band together, though in my observations of female friends, they tended to avoid other exes who dated the same guy. Men however bond much better, from what i've seen.
     
  18. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Never doubt the power of networking
     
  19. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    You'll never win this. Should be all too familiar.
     
  20. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    The Game Has Changed.