Just got done

with my first day of work.


I'm awesome at it. Go me.

 

Being a man whore is serious business.

 

Hell yeah it is.

Took me over half an hour to fit my feet into those damn shoes.


Do you know how hard it is to find high heels in a men's 14?

 

Watch out for that lockjaw, boy

 

Was it hard to find a men's 14?

 

Its not really work when you just tell other people, "Would you kindly?"

 

That doesn't work with everyone, you know.


That's why i have the high heels.

 

How many people did you draw in today?

 

Quite obviously over 9000. That is how excellent he is.

 

Well after about 20 mins in i was able to get into a groove, i must've been getting 7 done a minute, probably more than that.

 

Oh that's good, remember for them not to touch you, it creates the feeling that they can use you more then they should ;D

 

DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS, BOY. I KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS THAN YOU EVER WILL.a

 

Yes Mister Atlas......*cries*