Jury Duty

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  1. Amaury Chaser

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    Looks like the deferment I requested back in April might not happen because they don't have enough jurors for June. Ugh. Bunch of bullshit.

    The only bright side is that my mom pretty much thinks she can guarantee I won't be chosen because she works at the district court, though I'd still have to go in.
     
  2. Rena88 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Commit serious crime, jury duty avoided.
     
  3. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    You know you want to do this Amaury.
     
  4. Amaury Chaser

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    And have a record? I think I'll pass.
     
  5. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    bitches love a boy with a record
     
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    Make yourself look extremely biased about as many things as possible. That's the best way to get out of jury duty.[DOUBLEPOST=1400102381][/DOUBLEPOST]
    Employers who aren't bitches don't, though.
     
  7. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    Fine. Have fun with jury duty.
     
  8. Amaury Chaser

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    "I will," he said sarcastically.
     
  9. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    You can be like ur hero J-Biebz
     
  10. Amaury Chaser

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    He's not my hero. I'm just not going to and will never hate the guy like everyone else because of some bad things he's done, as major as they may be.
     
  11. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I think the only way that you could want to do Jury Duty is if you had school that day and it would give you a valid excuse to skip for the day
     
  12. A Zebra Chaser

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    The trick is to say you're biased against all racists
     
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    If he attempted to commit genocide, would you hate him then?
     
  14. Amaury Chaser

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    No.
     
  15. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    So who do you hate
     
  16. Amaury Chaser

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    I don't hate anyone. It's not healthy to hold on to grudges and the like.