JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

"gah, just wait till I see that thief again! but...what was that....?" Sakuya sighed, "I wonde if that guy's alright...meh,...."

 

The heat subsided and Jordan was rested. He gave chase to the thief again. He'd looked all over town, but had a hunch that the thief woul be near a place where a lot of sun was showing. Jordan headed towards the Aaronville Zoo. Once more he was in a parkinglot. And once more he found the thief.

"You've found me again? Damn, you're persistant. Doesn't matter anyways, though." The thief said. "I'm going to watch you die this time."


"You're......not very bright are you?" Jordan asked.



"......Now you've pissed me off! Smash Mouth!" The thief yelled.


Jordan was standing in a huge shadow of himself now. A whole other version of himself suddenly appeared before him. This other version was grinning like a madman.


"Let's see if you can fight a stronger version of yourself." the thief laughed. "It's funny to me because I know you can't win!"

 

Sakuya sighed, "I really should...Oh well....Where did that guy go...."

 

"Is that so..?" Jordan laughed.


"What's so funny?" the thief cried out sadistically as the Shadow Jordan started slashing at the real one. "Why the hell are you laughing?"


"Becase, if I understand your ability correctly then you should be powerless in a few minutes." Jordan laughed.


"In a few.....?" the thief questioned until the the sun disapeared into the night sky. As this happened Jordan's shadow was no longer visible and by extension, The Shadow Jordan.

The thief realized what happened and started to run away. However, as he turned around to run his heart started beating faster and his lungs started pushing out more air than usual. It was strange. He had felt rested before, but now he seemed tired.

"If you're feeling tired that's thanks to my power." Jordan said as what appeared to be a ghostly mummy appeared behind him. "Now you're going to pat for stealing that money. Chamillionaire!"

Chamillionaire raised his bandaged arms and started to repeatedly punch the thief.

 

"I think he went over here...Gah...."

 

Chamillionaire continued to punch the thief until he was unconcious. Jordan calmly took the money and started to run back to his school. Before he did he turned around and said "Don't commit any more crimes. If you do I won't go as easy on you next time."

The thief coughrd up a bit of blood.


"I think we're on the same page." Jordan commented before leaving.

 

"Ok, you know what? Never mind!" Sakuya muttered to herself, a little frustrated, "Another weird day...."

 

Jordan returned the money to the school. He would've asked the thief more about these abilities that they seem to have developed, but he was too tired from running around to ask.

******

A soon as Sakuya got home a present was waiting for her. It was wrapped in a big red box.

 

"Hm? What could it be?" Sakuya poked the box curiously, "Well only one way to find out" She carefully opened the box.

 

Inside the box was a large, strange statue. I seemed to be a fully posable mechanical jaguar. On each side of the jaguar the word 'cool' was written on it.

 

"What kind of statue has cool written on it? Its one of the uncoolest things ever..." Sakuya hesitently reached out her hand to touch it.

 

Instead the statue suddenly tilted to the side, causing Sakuya to trip a bit.

 

John walked into the park, ending up barfing on a swing. " That was grosser than expected." The thing he had bought had actually elephant dung, which he had boughten to mess with people. But it didn't work out as well as expected and he had gotten attacked by a slew of similar bags. He had dodged them all, to the dismay of the kids who had attacked. He fell over, looking into the night sky.

OOC: kinda odd that he would buy elephant dung so casually.... and that other people would have it, too.

 

OOC: More on the disturbing side....

BIC: The next day was a day off from school. Jordan decided to take a walk through the park. He saw a bunch of children throwing.....what appeared to be dung. He had seen stranger and decided to move on.

 

John woke up, barely able to get the time to dodge a 5-year-old pouncing on his head. He jumped up and ran out of the park, just now noticing where he was.

 

Jordan took a rest on a park bench. He yawned and fell asleep.

*****

Next to John when he awoke was a large, strange statue. I seemed to be a fully posable mechanical jaguar. On each side of the jaguar the word 'cool' was written on it.

 

Jack had just walked out of a department store near the park. He looked tired with red eyes and dark circles all around them. He stopped in front of a street light and leaned over on the pole.

"Worst day to oversleep...I really gotta get an alamr clock", he muttered as he looked up. At least it was a sunny day.

 

Jordan awoke to find a strange object sitting upon him. It seemed to be a fully posable mechanical jaguar. On each side of the jaguar the word 'cool' was written on it. Jordan, not knowing what else to do snatched the thing off of himself and wondered who the hell put it on him. Probably one of those damn kids.

Jordan slowly go off of the park bench. He intended to to get up and start asking who was the owner of the statue but his body almost immediately started to lie down again.

Strange. My body isn't obeying my commands at all. Could this be another one of those abilities? Jordan thought as he got up.


"Heh, heh. Jordan Johnson!" a voice said.


Jordan turned around to see the speaker. When he didn't see anyone he scratched his head and sighed.


"Down here!" the voice said.

Jordan turned around to see the jaguar statue speaking to him.


"That's right. You're under the power of The Cool now. I suggest you be careful of what you're going to do next. It might have the opposite effect." The jaguar laughed.

"Why are you attacking me?" Jordan growled.


"Well, the way I see it. Stand user's are commiting these mysterious crimes throughout the city. I know a lot of people who are victims of these crimes, so I decided to find out the identities of those who are commiting them. You are one of my suspects." The jaguar said.


"So what now?" Jordan asked calmly. He didn't know what the jaguar meant by Stand users, but he thought it might have something to do with his powers.

"Now, I test you and a few others. Depending on the results I can decide if you're a criminal or not." the jaguar said.

".......That's your plan? You really didn't think this through." Jordan said. "If your powers involve me having to do something, then I'll just stand here and do nothing."


"If that's the case, then I could always attack someone else. Your choice." The jaguar statue said.

Jordan sighed and muttered "Gimme a break......"

 

John kept walking, before turning back and looking at the statue. It was interesting, ALOT more interesting then any of the other day's events. Especially the words written on it. It was extremely random. He laughed to himself, it slowly growing until he toppled over in pure laughter. " WHAT THE HECK IS WITH THIS THING!? It's the weirdest relic or junk, I dunno, I've ever found."

 

"I am not messing with that thing..." Sakuya muttered moodily as she went outside her house. She walked down the street but the jaguar thing still interested her. She couldn't push it out of her head and accidently ended up walking into a wall while she was deep in thought. "Ow...Hope no one saw that..."