Joan of Arc was a pretty cool gal.

One might even say she was on fire.

 

Word on the street is she was pretty hot.

 

A toast to inspirational women like her everywhere.

 

It was really sad to see a lot of her work go up in smoke.

 

but



you said she was cool



how can she be cool and be on fire

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_flame

 

Quite a raw personality, but I guess all that warmongering got her cooked in the end.

 

That's not what you meant and you know it.

 

She certainly used to be better before she took that arrow to the neck.

 

You're right. What I meant was cool in the sense that it's used in slang and you knew that.

 

This joke burnt out really quickly

 

You're right, continuing these Joan of Arc puns would be like trying to prove the existence of the divine using only the visible: It Kant be done.

 

I guess that's the end of this arc

 

I guess you could say she was burned at the stake.

 

Wait, she was burned at the stake? Wtf? When did this happen?

 

May 30, 1431. And that folks is why French people refuse to go to a Brit's BBQs.

 

1431 you say? That explains why the fire is so dim on the matter. No one really has that burning passion for history anymore.

I never go to a British BBQ without my sonic silverware.