I've Only Done it Once

This has become my catchphrase among my friends. Because there are stuff I have done and it has always stayed in their mind even if it was a rare occurance. Here is a list:

• Throw a flaming stick into a neighbours garden.
  
• Throw up on a friends sofa.
  
• Run over my friend. (He only hit the bumper)

There is probably more but I can't think of them, they are that rare.

I'm aware of the innuendo thank you.

 

Silly DA, giving STD's to the plants of your neighbors.

 

my turn!

• drove a car off a freeway offramp at 100+ mph
• spun a car into a traffic pole
• lit a friend on fire at the beach
• gotten lit on fire at the beach
• gave a friend a certain illegal drug(started with an E), and told them it was aspirin(they were gullible, and god it was funny, they got me back later though, so don't get all "thats not cool" on me.)
• gotten hit by a Bronco(truck)

 

In your endo <.>