I've made a groundbreaking dicsovery....

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That makes no sense.

But I've made a discovery, too

It's called Wish by Much the Same
[video=youtube;I-f-_OmZYM4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-f-_OmZYM4[/video]

 

Spoiler

i just discovered socially awesome penguin. oh my god, this penguin is me

 

The magnets repel the metal, therefore levitating.
DURRR

 

Magnets, how do they work?

 

Alright.
But what's pushing the metal off the ground?

 

Dicks, Dicks everywhere.

 

no, the metal would in turn put the same force in the downward direction, thus removing any intentions of levetation. "All action has an equal or greater reaction."

 

Actually, the way you worded that, that would mean magnets would never have any effect.

The fact is that whether or not the magnet actually moves away from the metal, just because it's attached doesn't mean it'll levitate. After all, it's just stuck in place.


Plus, you know, magnets attract metal.

 

I want to be a socially awkward penguin.

 

exactly. you would need another magnet of the same ends.

 

I was going to say that discovery in the title is spelled wrong.

But that would be stupid.

 

IT'S F***ING RELEVANT! SAY IT DAMNIT! loljk.