I've got a riddle for you /khv/

In Soviet Russia, fish owns you!​

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But yes, it is the German.​

 

Red Dwarf is a good British comedy about this person, hologram, and highly evolved cat on a space ship.

 

never mind then.. *is sad* no one has ever heard of red dwarf..

Edit: OH GOOD I'M NOT! *is happy*

 

Your Damn Right.

 

Does that mean you have no sense of humor or that it was all you needed to realize that it is more than watchable?

 

Finished the entire puzzle before I realized the fish was the only thing I needed to figure out. ^^;

Nationality - Color - Drink - Cigar - Pet - House
Norwegian - Yellow - Water - Dunhill - Cats - First
Dane - Blue - Tea - Blends - Horses - Second
Brit - Red - Milk - Pall Mall - Birds - Third
German - Green - Coffee - Prince - Fish - Fourth
Swede - White - Beer - Blue Master - Dog - Fifth

I can scan the paper I used as proof tomorrow, if you want.​

 

This is probably the lamest and oldest riddle ever. :lolface:

 

I love Edward Nigma.

"That's horrible. How can you even joke about that?"

"Easy; it's not my baby."

 

FFFFFFFFFFFF- I missed the riddles. I ****ing love riddles. And now I can't even make Arkham Asylum references because someone beat me to the best one.

"Damn you Hasbro!"

 

I don't get it.

 

basically.. is he doesn't have eyes he can still have an eye

he didn't take plums he took a plum
he didn't leave plums he left a plum since there was 2 plums...

did that help?

 

The answer was indeed the German. Congratulations everybody who participated in my riddle night. I might do another time since it went so well.

Sure if you want. It might help anybody still figuring it out. Now that I think of it I'm pretty sure I have a version I made on paint. hmmm *goes searching*

 

Thanks Amby for draining the fun. You could've spoiler tags.... *sighs* And I missed the riddle night. nra, I hope you're hosting one soon. Preferably on the time of my evening. Oh, wait. That's now.

 

A bear came in and mobbed them before they ate them all.

 

*attached MS Excel file*

My scanner's a pain in the butt, so I just typed it up in Excel and attached it so others can see how to solve this sort of logic problem.​

 

Yeah, that's how it's solved easier.